BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA– Singer John Legend has recently come to the defense of the tens of thousands illegal Haitians who have been shipped to the little town of Springfield, Ohio by the Harris administration, saying that the city’s residents are bad people if they don’t open up their homes to the violent, pet-eating illegal aliens.
Legend put out a video addressing all the news coming out of Springfield regarding the Haitian’s bad behavior, saying that none of the stories are true because he’s a really smart celebrity who knows what’s best for all the little, poor people and then went on to encourage Springfield residents to take the Haitians in.
“You need to be more Christian and accept those Haitians,” said John Legend after doing a quick Google search to find a Bible verse to fit his narrative. “Don’t listen to Donald J. Trump or all the city’s residents saying that the Haitians are eating pet cats and dogs, committing crimes, and draining resources. Listen to me because I’m a famous celebrity, which means I’m all-knowing and smarter than you.”
The Ordinary People singer also stressed that’s it’s definitely not hypocritical of him to demand others take in the uncivilized illegal invaders while he sits safe and comfortably in his multimillion dollar home with armed guards free of violent migrants.
Hundreds of Democrats on Twitter X praised Legend’s call for Springfield’s Republican residents to accept the Haitians, but made it clear that, like John Legend, they had no intention of doing it themselves.