BURBANK, CALIFORNIA– Cancel culture has struck once again after famous cartoon actor Steamboat Willie Mickey Mouse was outed as a Donald Trump supporter, drawing the ire of the heads of Disney who quickly fired the MAGA supporting rodent and sent him packing.
Once it was discovered that the original version of Mickey Mouse was posting photos of himself wearing a red MAGA Trump hat on Twitter X, the head of Disney called him into his office and gave him an ultimatum in an effort to keep his job.
“They told me if I denounced Trump and said that I was gay I could keep my job,” said Mickey to a local Fox News reporter. “They screamed at me and said all actors are supposed to support Democrats and said if I agreed to do a new movie where I burn my Trump hat and have a homosexual relationship with Goofy then they would let me come back to work.”
As punishment for his public support of Trump, Disney not only terminated the mischievous mouse but also are making a new movie where they are created an identical version of Steamboat Willie Mickey Mouse who will be a rabid Trump hater involved in numerous promiscuous relationships with many other male characters.
“Now that Steamboat Willie Mickey is public domain we can also do whatever we want,” said a Disney head honcho with a smirk. “We also have plans for our new version of Steamboat WiIllie to come out as trans and undergo genital reassignment surgery.”
I always knew i liked this version of mickey best.