U.S.– In what some are calling a display of raw unorthodox beauty, former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has bared it all from the thighs down inside the latest edition of the popular fetish publication Cankles Magazine.
A spokesperson for Cankles Magazine said they only choose the most attractive cankles to grace the covers of their magazines, saying that Clinton has some of the most stunningly gorgeous, varicose vein-covered, fatty ankles in the world.
“I’ve never seen cankles as striking as Mrs. Clinton’s,” said Stevie “Wonder” Ciego, a blind editor for Cankles Magazine. “The way the coarse hair on her legs melts so smoothly into all the large, puffy veins and then pools into the fat around her stout ankles only comes around once in a lifetime. Bill Clinton is a lucky man indeed.”
Clinton took to Twitter to post a few teaser photos of her upcoming glamour magazine cankle photo shoot, saying the impetus for her doing the bare legged magazine cover was to make all the Republican men jealous that they can’t have a woman as exquisite as her.
“I’m sure there’ll be copies of my magazine hidden under a few Republican men’s mattresses,” wrote Hillary confidently on Twitter. “I wore my sexiest pink lingerie and most seductive underwear for the photoshoot to accentuate all the robust dimples and bulbous veins that men stay up at night fantasizing about.”
Due to the liberating feeling Hillary got from baring it all, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said she too wanted to flaunt her sexy body and will be the upcoming centerfold for fetish magazine Wrinkled Breasts Sagging On Knees.
