Beto O’Rourke Promises To Finish Building Border Wall, Only It’ll Be Invisible And People Can Still Walk Through It
EL PASO, TEXAS-- In an effort to reach out to Texas Republicans,…
CNN Declares Biden Winner Of Presidential Election With 900 Gazillion Jillion Votes, New Record
WASHINGTON-- CNN has reported that Democratic nominee Joe Biden has officially won…
Barack Obama Says His Presidency Proves Women Make Better Leaders Than Men
WASHINGTON-- Former President Barack Obama said that women make better leaders than…
Election 2018: New Security Measures In Place To Help Minimize Voter Fraud
WASHINGTON-- As people go to vote on Tuesday's election, they will be…
Just In Time For Election Day: Pill That Cures Electile Dysfunction
DURHAM, NEW HAMPSHIRE-- Scientists from the Durham Impotence Center have recently developed a…
