Cautious Vampire Worried Next Victim May Be COVID Vaccinated
SUNNYDALE, CALIFORNIA-- Not certain who's safe to bite anymore, a distressed vampire…
Biden Dresses Up As Bloodsucking Vampire For Halloween
WASHINGTON-- For this year's Halloween festivities, the White House has confirmed that…
Vampire In New Blade Movie Being Recast As Pansexual Werewolf
HOLLYWOOD-- In an effort to be more dynamic and inclusive, the producers…
Vampire Sues Pizza Restaurant For Putting Garlic On His Pizza
NEW ORLEANS, LOUISIANA-- A vampire from New Orleans is suing a local…
