Trying To Boost Plunging Speaking Tour Sales, Bill And Hillary Clinton Swap Gender Roles
TRENTON, NEW JERSEY-- Due to deplorable ticket sales for their countrywide speaking…
Amid Backlash, This Year’s Mardi Gras Will Be Separated By Gender And Sexual Orientation
NEW ORLEANS, LOUISIANA-- Due to enormous pressure from various groups, this year's Mardi…
Next Star Wars Movie To Feature First Transgender R2D2 Droid
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- Star Wars fans around the world are rejoicing at the…
United States Sells State Of Wyoming To Thailand
CHEYENNE, WYOMING-- In a move meant to bolster relations with Thailand and…
World’s First Tri-Sexual Being Heralded As Hero
SENECA, NEW YORK-- The world's first living tri-sexual was created this week…
Caitlyn Jenner To Be Added To Mount Rushmore
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- Reality television star and former Olympic hero Caitlyn Jenner will…
