Scientists Use Stem Cells To Grow Penises On Trees
TOKYO, JAPAN-- For the first time ever, scientists in Japan have used…
Entire Audience Goes Blind After Watching The View
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- An audience of 150 people has gone blind…
Baby Injured After Being Dropped By Stork
WOONSOCKET, RHODE ISLAND-- A newborn baby was injured after falling from a stork's mouth…
Fecal Matters, Says Defecation Rights Group
SMELTIT, GEORGIA-- A fecal rights group out of Smeltit has filed a lawsuit against Congress…
Last Living Nazi Boots Tried For War Crimes
BERLIN, GERMANY-- The last living pair of Nazi Boots was found and…
Pervert Wanted For Painting Sleeping Women’s Feet
TEMPE, ARIZONA-- Police are on the lookout for an unidentified man who…
Mother Sues Baby For Painful Childbirth
BEAVER DAM, KENTUCKY-- Typically, giving birth to a newborn baby is one…
German Shepherd Marries Owner To Avoid Deportation
DENVER, COLORADO-- A German Shepherd married his owner on Sunday in a quickie…
Tat-shaming On The Rise
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON-- Adding to the already excessive name-calling and rudeness that is…
Bollywood Actress Under Fire For Overcooking Hamburger
MUMBAI, INDIA-- A famous Bollywood actress is in hot water with the…
