Famous Runway Model Dies After Eating
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- The fashion world is in mourning today after a…
World’s First Tri-Sexual Being Heralded As Hero
SENECA, NEW YORK-- The world's first living tri-sexual was created this week…
Benjamin Netanyahu Converts To Islam, Promotes Peace
TEL AVIV, ISRAEL-- In a last-ditch effort to promote peace in the…
Catholic Priest Caught Having Sex With Own Wife Shunned By Vatican
ROME, ITALY-- In what has been causing shock-waves throughout the Catholic world,…
Caitlyn Jenner To Be Added To Mount Rushmore
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- Reality television star and former Olympic hero Caitlyn Jenner will…
Queen Elizabeth’s Crown Found In Strip Club
LONDON, ENGLAND-- Making the rounds in numerous British news sources is the…
Cat-Flavored Ice Cream Huge Success In Korea
SEOUL, SOUTH KOREA-- A new cat-flavored ice cream has been flying off…
Goose Rapist Wanted By Police
LITTLE ROCK, ARKANSAS-- Police are asking for the public's assistance in locating…
Black Man Arrested For Critically Wounding White Seagull
BLANCO, FLORIDA-- A black man was arrested today in what many reputable…
Obama Gives Fiery Speech Without Teleprompter
WASHINGTON-- This morning, in what will become one of the most talked about…
Trump Hires Famous Mexican Mariachi Band Los Mierdas
MIAMI, FLORIDA-- In an effort to smooth over relations with Mexico, billionaire businessman…
Horse Manure: Beauty Secret Or Just Horse Crap
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- Everyone knows a little TLC on the skin can…
