Hurricane Milton Shot, Killed After Mistakenly Travelling Through Chicago
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SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- A horrible crime happened in California yesterday after a group…
Trudeau Offers Biden Canadian Mounties To Trample Over American Trucker Protesters
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Immediately after hearing the news that American truckers were planning…
Wil Wheaton Convinces Elmo To File Assault Charges Against Larry David
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Famous A-list actor Wil Wheaton took to…
Death Row Inmate Pulls Fire Alarm To Delay Execution
MONTGOMERY, ALABAMA-- A death row inmate who was only minutes away from…
New York City Introduces NYPD Police Pursuit Gondolas In Response To Flooding
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- Massive flooding has overtaken New York this week…
Cop Arrests Woman For Damaging Police Property After Running Her Over With His Car
DALLAS, TEXAS-- An aggressive woman was arrested Tuesday for vandalizing a cop's…
New York Criminals Relieved After Governor Kathy Hochul Wins Election
ALBANY, NEW YORK-- Criminals in New York have been breathing a sigh…
Big Bird Arrested For Peddling Medical Misinformation
MANHATTAN, NEW YORK-- Beloved Sesame Street character Big Bird was arrested this…
Police Called After Pillow Fight Breaks Out On Living Room Couch
RENO, NEVADA-- Police responded to a 911 call after a man reported…
Police Bust Local Catnip Dealer After Officers Pose As Cats
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Predator Child Tells Mom There’s A Scary Nancy Pelosi Monster Hiding Under His Bed
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