Beto O’Rourke Promises He’ll Be The First Mexican-American Governor Of Texas
AUSTIN, TEXAS-- Former Democratic US Representative Beto O'Rourke has recently announced he's…
Millions Of Beer Drinkers Panic As Corona Virus Spreads
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- Health officials for the Centers for Disease Control and Alcohol…
Rashida Tlaib Blames Late Chinese Food Delivery On White Supremacy
DETROIT, MICHIGAN-- Democratic Representative Rashida Tlaib blamed "white supremacy" for Chinese food…
China Vows To Pull Every Chinese Restaurant If Trump Raises Tariffs
BEIJING, CHINA-- Increasing tensions ahead of Washington talks, China vowed to retaliate…
Trump Hires Tony The Tiger As Spokesman
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- Presidential candidate Donald Trump recently announced on Twitter that he…
New Hair Club For Balding Pets Is A Huge Success
GALVESTON,TEXAS-- A leader in the hair restoration industry has recently created a…
Santa Claus Fined For Hiring Illegal Elves
NORTH POLE-- One of the world's most cherished figures and bringers of…
Mexico Thwarts Trump’s Plan, Builds Wall First
MEXICO CITY, MEXICO-- In a real life cat and mouse game taking…
Trump Hires Famous Mexican Mariachi Band Los Mierdas
MIAMI, FLORIDA-- In an effort to smooth over relations with Mexico, billionaire businessman…
Trump’s Hair Insured For One Million And One
WEEHAWKEN, NJ-- In response to former Mexican president Vicente Fox's vulgar attack,…
