Tag: Justice Department

DOJ Arrests Cannon House Fire Alarm For Attempted Insurrection

WASHINGTON-- The unbiased Department of Justice (DOJ) has arrested the fire alarm…

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Trump Indicted For Killing Kenny

SOUTH PARK, COLORADO-- The Department of Justice has indicted Donald Trump once…

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DOJ Drops All Charges Against Trump After He Tells Them He Identifies As A Democrat

WASHINGTON-- The US Department of Justice has officially dropped all charges against…

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US Disinformation Governance Board Hires CNN Hosts To Give Everyone The Real Facts

WASHINGTON-- The Disinformation Governance Board has recently hired all the highly respected…

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Justice Department’s Domestic Terrorism Unit Catches Disabled 85-Year-Old Grandmother Cheating At Bingo

WASHINGTON-- As a way to combat the massive amount of domestic terrorist…

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Election 2018: New Security Measures In Place To Help Minimize Voter Fraud

WASHINGTON-- As people go to vote on Tuesday's election, they will be…

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