Tag: Idiom

Due to Biden Inflation, A Penny For Your Thoughts Now Cost $10

U.S.-- Americans will now have to pay more to be able to…

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Man Who Wears Heart On His Sleeve Doesn’t Understand Why He Can’t Keep A Girlfriend

PROVIDENCE, RHODE ISLAND-- A local man named Dennis Wordsmith was left heartbroken…

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Man Born With Silver Spoon In Mouth Arrested For Killing Two Birds With One Stone

GHOST TOWN, ARKANSAS-- A Ghost Town man who was born with a…

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Man Chokes To Death After Biting Off More Than He Could Chew

MASTICATE, WASHINGTON-- A Masticate man was rushed to the emergency room where…

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Man Impaled After Taking Bull By The Horns

DALLAS, TEXAS-- A Dallas man was rushed to the emergency room this…

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Pulling Teeth Is Like Pulling Teeth, Says Dentist

PORTLAND, OREGON-- A dentist from Portland has caused a minor uproar among…

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Woman Jailed For Beating A Dead Horse

SEATTLE, WASHINGTON-- Animal rights groups are outraged after hearing the shocking news…

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Charismatic Preacher Heals Leopard Of Its Spots

MANILA, PHILIPPINES-- In what countless people are calling nothing less than a miracle,…

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