Progressive Biden Under Fire For Only Having Two Gender Bunnies On Easter
WASHINGTON-- After angering millions of Christians and Catholics for recognizing Easter as…
Biden Pardons Two Thanksgiving Turkeys In Celebration Of Easter
WASHINGTON-- In celebration of this year's Easter holiday, Joe Biden has performed…
Manhattan District Attorney Indicts Easter Bunny For Taking Hush Money From Children In Return For Treats
MANHATTAN, NEW YORK-- Following up on his high from indicting President Donald…
Biden’s Wife Jill Falls Madly In Love With Macho, Take-Charge White House Bunny
WASHINGTON-- Inside sources are reporting that First Lady Jill Biden has become…
Biden Wishes Everyone ‘Merry Christmas’ In Touching, Heartwarming Easter Message
WASHINGTON-- News media outlets have praised Joe Biden once again after the…
Easter Bunny Shot, Killed While Delivering Eggs In Chicago
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- The beloved Easter Bunny was shot and killed this morning…
Biden Tells American Children Putin Murdered The Easter Bunny
WASHINGTON-- In an emotional speech Thursday, President Joe Biden informed the millions…
California Police Arrest Easter Bunny For Not Wearing Mask During Coronavirus Lockdown
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- The beloved Easter Bunny was arrested this morning in…
Egg-less Easter? Easter Bunny Teams Up With Chicken Union As Eggs Go On Strike This Easter
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- You've heard of chickens going on strike, but how about…
World Panics After Easter Bunny Gets Captured By Terrorist Group
KABUL, AFGHANISTAN-- While on location in Afghanistan shooting a candy commercial for the…
