A Lucid Joe Biden Drops Out Of Presidential Race And Endorses Bernie Sanders
WASHINGTON-- Former Vice President Joe Biden ended his presidential candidacy on Monday,…
California Police Arrest Easter Bunny For Not Wearing Mask During Coronavirus Lockdown
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- The beloved Easter Bunny was arrested this morning in…
Public Health Alert: Americans Should Wear Blindfold And Earplugs If Watching Mainstream News
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Health officials have issued a public health…
Report: Donald Trump Has Personal Stake In The United States
WASHINGTON-- President Donald Trump reportedly has a personal stake in the United…
China’s President Xi Appoints Coronavirus As Ambassador To The United States
BEIJING, CHINA-- President of the People's Republic of China Xi Jinping announced…
NY Politicians Assure Citizens Locking Them Down While Releasing Convicts From Prison Makes Perfect Sense
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- In response to the coronavirus outbreak, several…
Conspiracy Theorist Dow Jones Says Falling Stocks Work Of Demonic New World Order Globalists
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Radio host and Market Wars founder Dow…
Democrats Play Trump’s Speeches Backwards, Find Hidden Russian Messages
WASHINGTON-- Damning new evidence against Donald Trump has recently been brought forth…
CNN Report: Trump Meddles In Election Process By Intending To Run Second Term
WASHINGTON-- Shocking new evidence uncovered by CNN investigators has recently revealed that…
CNN’s Don Lemon Calls Police After Seeing Black Man In Bathroom Mirror
SAG HARBOR, NEW YORK-- Former CNN host Don Lemon called 911 late…
Iowa Caucuses So Cold Bernie Sanders Kept His Hands Inside His Own Pockets
DES MOINES, IOWA-- Presidential candidate Bernie Sanders was so cold at last…
Puerto Rico Officials Use Jedi Mind Trick To Distract From Unused Disaster Supplies
SAN JUAN, PUERTO RICO-- Officials in Puerto Rico have come together to…
