After Getting Pranked On Christmas Eve, Biden Vows To Find And Punish This Brandon Guy
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Biden And His Island Of Misfit Politicians Wishes Everyone A ‘Merry You’ll Be Dead Soon Christmas’
WASHINGTON--The most oddball, incompetent, group of weirdo politicians ever assembled has put…
UK’s Boris Johnson Reveals Recently ‘Unearthed Photo’ Of Jesus Getting The Vaccine
LONDON, ENGLAND-- During his recent Christmas Eve message this morning, sloshed British…
Santa Claus Says He Now Identifies As Mrs. Claus And Will Be Staying Home This Christmas Eve To Bake Cookies
NORTH POLE-- In a new twist to the Christmas tradition, the man…
Top 10 Best Last-Minute Clown World Christmas Gifts You Must Buy
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Here Are The Top 10 Hottest, Most Unique Gifts This Christmas
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New Amazon Halo Fitness Tracker Motivates You To Exercise By Calling You A Fat, Lazy Pig
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON-- The Amazon Halo View Fitness Tracker is the ideal gift…
Santa Claus Will Be Injecting Sleeping Children This Christmas After Getting Paid Off By Big Pharma
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Governor Cuomo Bans Santa Claus From New York After Saint Nick Refuses To Take COVID Vaccine
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- New York Governor Andrew Cuomo has announced…
Last Chance To Get The Top Three Most Popular Gifts This Christmas
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Real Life Alvin And The Chipmunks: Man Trains Chipmunks To Play Real Instruments
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- Move over Alvin. A man out of New…
Groundbreaking Achievement: World’s First Successful Animal To Human Head Transplant
FUGAZI, ITALY-- Surgeons in Italy claim to have carried out the first…
