Obama Gives Biden An Obama Phone For His Bris
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Kim Jong-un Creates Massive Hurricane To Showcase His Power
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Fecal Matters, Says Defecation Rights Group
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U.S. Has Millions Of Sink Holes, Says Expert
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Goldfish Prices Rise To $1721 Ahead Of Meeting
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- Goldfish prices came under pressure Monday as the…
Mirror Refuses To Show Rosie O’Donnell’s Reflection
BUFFALO, NEW YORK-- Earlier today, a local fried chicken restaurant mirror refused…
Drinking Excess Beer Boosts Spread Of Leaka Virus
DALLAS, TEXAS-- Last year, a strange new virus called Leaka Virus made…
Congress Passes Toilet Paper Recycle Bill
WASHINGTON-- On Friday, the U.S. Congress passed the biggest and most controversial…
Obama Gives Fiery Speech Without Teleprompter
WASHINGTON-- This morning, in what will become one of the most talked about…
