NY Mayor De Blasio Unleashes Police To Break Up Pigeon Gathering Over Social Distancing
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Mayor Bill de Blasio has warned the…
California Police Arrest Easter Bunny For Not Wearing Mask During Coronavirus Lockdown
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- The beloved Easter Bunny was arrested this morning in…
Ice Agents Arrest Speedy Gonzales Near US-Mexico Border
EL PASO, TEXAS-- Famous celebrity cartoon actor Speedy Gonzales was arrested on…
Authorities Say Arrested Mall Santa Is Definitely Not Extremely Deceased Jeffrey Epstein
METROPOLITAN, NEW YORK-- A man working as a mall Santa Claus who…
92 Year Old UK Man Arrested For Misgendering Classmate Back In 1940
LIVERPOOL, ENGLAND-- A 92 year old senior citizen was recently arrested in…
Hero Or Villain? Cop Arrests Squirrel For Jaywalking, Resisting Arrest
ANGLE INLET, MINNESOTA-- A small, secluded town's policeman is making the news…
California Man Claims He Was Molested By His Underwear
ROPA INTERIOR, CALIFORNIA-- Apparently not all underwear has a perfect fit. A…
Beautiful California Woman Arrested In Kansas For Expired Florida Driver’s License
KENTUCKY, KANSAS-- A beautiful 29 year old woman from California was recently…
Police Question Parrot After Mute Man’s Wife Goes Missing
CINCINNATI, OHIO-- Who says dogs are the only ones who can be…
Infamous All Nude Dentist Office Raided By Police
DENVER, COLORADO-- World-famous nude dentist Dr. Nathan Balsak, DDS, 35, was arrested…
Man Born With Silver Spoon In Mouth Arrested For Killing Two Birds With One Stone
GHOST TOWN, ARKANSAS-- A Ghost Town man who was born with a…
Gorilla Arrested For Indecent Exposure In Front Of A Minor (NSFW)
ENCINO, CALIFORNIA-- Busted! A 10 year old gorilla has been charged after…