Kevin Bacon Changes Name To ‘Banana’ After Going Vegan
HOLLYWOOD-- Famous American actor Kevin Bacon did a recent interview where he shocked the world by changing his last name to "Banana" after going vegan, saying that he couldn't in…
Biden Distracts From Presidential Failures By Wearing Extremely Large, Oversized Hat
WASHINGTON-- As a way to take everyone's attention away from his administration's destruction of the country, Joe Biden was seen sporting a very large Mexican sombrero hat in public in…
Congress Passes Bill To Place FBI Agents Into Every American’s Home
WASHINGTON-- The US Congress has officially passed a bipartisan bill that would place an FBI agent into the home of every single American, with both Democrats and Republicans praising the…
In Order To Drum Up More Money, Zelensky Adds A Few More Y’s To His Name
KIEV, UKRAINE-- In an effort to obtain even more money so he can overtake Elon Musk as the world's richest man, Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelensky has officially changed his last…
After Finding Leprechaun’s Pot Of Gold While In Ireland, Hunter Biden Blows It On Crack And Hookers
DUBLIN, IRELAND-- While on a visit with his father Joe Biden to Ireland to uncover their Irish ancestry, Hunter Biden struck it rich by accidentally stumbling upon the pot of…
Biden Pardons Two Thanksgiving Turkeys In Celebration Of Easter
WASHINGTON-- In celebration of this year's Easter holiday, Joe Biden has performed the age-old tradition of pardoning two Thanksgiving turkeys on the day that most Christians are celebrating the resurrection…
March 30 Nashville Insurrection Was Literally Worse Than 911 And World War II Combined
NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE- One of the worst, most horrific events in history happened last week when a disastrous insurrection took place at the Tennessee State Capitol in what experts are calling…
Manhattan District Attorney Indicts Easter Bunny For Taking Hush Money From Children In Return For Treats
MANHATTAN, NEW YORK-- Following up on his high from indicting President Donald Trump on falsifying business records, Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg decided to formally indict the Easter Bunny for…
NYC Mayor Eric Adams: ‘New York City Is The Safest City In America’
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Ahead of the Donald Trump indictment, Mayor Eric Adams gave a speech warning all would-be protesters to behave themselves and not make any trouble because…
New York Grand Jury Indicts Almost 80 Million Americans For Voting For Trump
MANHATTAN, NEW YORK-- A formal statement out of the Manhattan District Attorney's office has confirmed that a New York grand jury has officially indicted almost 80 million Americans for voting…
Zelensky Challenges Putin To Drag Queen Dance Battle For Control Of Ukraine
KIEV, UKRAINE-- An earthshattering new development has just been announced out of Ukraine with President Volodymyr Zelensky issuing a challenge to Vladimir Putin that if the Russian president can defeat…
John Fetterman: ‘I Feel Like A Totally New Man After Leaving The Hospital’
WASHINGTON-- After being hospitalized for weeks which led to numerous conspiracy theories that he wasn't the same person, Senator John Fetterman has made a full recovery and has returned to…
