Awkward Moment As Ilhan Omar Starts Flirting With Undercover James O’Keefe Disguised As Her Brother
MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA — Investigative journalist James O'Keefe reportedly found himself in an unexpectedly uncomfortable situation this week after going undercover as one of Rep. Ilhan Omar's alleged brothers in an…
Mark Carney Calls Newsom For Advice On How To Rig Alberta’s Election
OTTAWA, CANADA — With Alberta voters heading to the polls to decide whether to begin the process of separating from Canada, Prime Minister Mark Carney reportedly placed an urgent, late-night…
Macron Worried Britain Destroying Itself Faster Than France
PARIS, FRANCE — French President Emmanuel Macron reportedly grew concerned Monday that the British government led by Prime Minister Andy Burnham was beginning to outpace him in the race to…
Newsom Demands Californians Take Accountability For Their Decision To Elect Him
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA – With California residents once again struggling to contain devastating wildfires sweeping across the state, Governor Gavin Newsom called on Californians Sunday to take accountability for their decision…
Trump Hires New Attractive Blonde Press Secretary ‘Stephanie Miller’
WASHINGTON — Citing the need to maintain the administration's signature aesthetic following the abrupt firing of former Press Secretary Katie Zacharia, President Donald Trump announced Friday the hiring of attractive…
India Seeks Public’s Help Identifying Serial Killer Suspected Of Killing 300,000 People
NEW DELHI, INDIA — Indian authorities appealed to the public Thursday for assistance in identifying a suspected serial killer believed to be responsible for approximately 300,000 deaths over the past…
AOC Calls Raid On Ilhan Omar’s Home An Attack On The Environment
WASHINGTON — Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) condemned the federal raid on Rep. Ilhan Omar’s home Monday as an environmental catastrophe, warning that the Trump administration’s use of toxic chemicals against…
Fitness Influencer Up All Night Practicing Outraged Reaction For Upcoming TikTok Video
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA — Fitness influencer Madison Blake reportedly spent the entire night Tuesday practicing increasingly outraged facial expressions and hand gestures in front of her bathroom mirror in preparation…
Federal Agents Discover Ilhan Omar Hiding Brother Under Her Headscarf
WASHINGTON — Federal agents searching Rep. Ilhan Omar’s home during a pre-dawn raid reportedly discovered an unexpected additional occupant hiding inside the congresswoman’s headscarf, prompting investigators to expand their search…
Democrats Assure Voters James Talarico Is Perfectly Normal By Democratic Party Standards
AUSTIN, TEXAS — Democratic Party officials moved to reassure concerned voters that Texas Senate candidate James Talarico was perfectly normal by Democratic Party standards, insisting that his unusual public statements,…
Zelensky’s Wife Walks In On Him Playing Piano Again
KYIV, UKRAINE — Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky was reportedly caught in another embarrassing encounter with his piano Friday after his wife, Olena Zelenska, walked into a room and discovered him…
Britain Offers Nidal Hasan Free Housing, Cash, And Healthcare Instead Of Firing Squad
LONDON, UK — Expressing deep moral horror at the U.S. military’s decision to execute convicted Fort Hood shooter Nidal Hasan by firing squad, the British government has formally requested the…
