DOGE Investigation Reveals Identity Of 360-Year-Old Social Security Recipient As Nancy Pelosi
WASHINGTON-- Democrats and mainstream media outlets have been lambasting President Donald Trump ever since he made the announcement that DOGE had discovered countless people hundreds of years old were receiving…
Gavin Newsom Interviews Worst U.S. Governor On His New Podcast
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- On his newly launched podcast This Is Gavin Newsom, California Governor Gavin Newsom sat down for a one-on-one interview with America's worst governor, Gavin Newsom. While staring intently…
Democrats Wear ‘I Hate America’ Hats To Protest Trump’s Congressional Address
WASHINGTON-- As a way to show the entire world where they stood, Democrats protested President Donald Trump's pro-America Congressional address by wearing "I Hate America" hats while trying to drown…
Canada Government Responds To Tariffs By Face Swapping All American Actors In Movies With Seth Rogen
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In response to the tariffs levied by United States President Donald Trump, the government of Canada immediately began hitting back hard by replacing all American actors in every…
John Fetterman Criticizes Zelensky: ‘Show Some Respect By Wearing A Suit When You Visit The White House’
WASHINGTON-- While standing inside of the White House, Pennsylvania Senator John Fetterman criticized Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelensky for not wearing a suit for his visit with President Donald Trump on…
Ukrainian Soldier Dies Peacefully Knowing A Leftist Virtue Signaling On Social Media Stands With Him
UKRAINE-- It was a vey happy moment on the war-torn battlefield of Ukraine when a Ukrainian soldier left the world content and at peace after he logged in to Twitter…
Ukraine Peace Talks In UK Cut Short After Men’s Bathroom Runs Out Of Tampons
LONDON, UK-- A tragic incident happened during the Ukraine peace talks meeting in the UK after the men's bathroom ran out of feminine products, causing a premature shutdown until the…
Germany Tries To Curb Terrorist Car Attacks By Banning All Vehicles
BERLIN, GERMANY-- After yet another terrorist car attack had taken place in Germany on Monday, German Chancellor Olaf Scholz had finally decided to take a more proactive approach at curbing…
Zelensky Finally Agrees To Peace Deal After Trump Offers Autographed ‘The Apprentice’ Photo And MAGA Gold Sneakers
KIEV, UKRAINE-- It was an offer Zelensky couldn't refuse. A peace deal agreement was finally made yesterday after the Ukraine president took President Donald Trump's offer that if he signed…
US Immigration Deports Ukrainian Illegal Alien
U.S.-- The United States Immigration Department has deported another large group of illegal immigrants, including a Ukrainian citizen who had entered into the country to take advantage of the United…
Zelensky Seen At White House Searching For Hunter Biden’s Lost Bag Of Cocaine
WASHINGTON-- Only moments after getting into a heated disagreement with President Donald Trump, Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelensky was spotted rummaging through the White House in search of Hunter Biden's infamous…
Justin Trudeau Affirms Solidarity With Every Country In The World Except Canada
OTTAWA, CANADA-- On the heels of the public disagreement between President Donald Trump and Volodymyr Zelensky, Canada Prime Minister Justin Trudeau immediately put out a statement in defense of the…
