Cruel: Jill Dumps Biden Off At Nursing Home After Telling Him He Was Just Inaugurated
WASHINGTON-- Immediately after President Donald Trump was sworn in as president, Jill Biden quickly whisked Joe Biden away and then dumped him off at a local nursing home while telling…
Biden Issues Last Minute Pardons For Dr. Fauci, Liz Cheney After Their Bribery Checks Finally Clear
WASHINGTON-- On his very last day in office, President Joe Biden issued a few more last-minute pardons for both Dr. Fauci and Liz Cheney immediately after their bribery checks had…
Nancy Pelosi To Skip Trump’s Inauguration After Hearing It Would Be A Dry Event
WASHINGTON-- The office of Nancy Pelosi has released a statement saying that the 84-year-old former House Speaker would not be attending President-Elect Donald Trump's inauguration due to the fact that…
Trudeau Boasts A Win After Negotiating With Trump To Make Canada The 50th And A Half State Of The US
OTTAWA- CANADA-- After a back and forth fierce negotiation with incoming President Donald Trump, Justin Trudeau took to his social media account to brag to the world that he had…
Gavin Newsom Claims California Wildfires Are Just AI-Generated Deepfakes
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- After facing intense scrutiny and criticism for his handling of the devastating California wildfires, Governor Gavin Newsom took to social media to warn everyone that the raging…
Worried Lindsey Graham Grills Pam Bondi On Whether She Plans On Investigating Why Americans Call Him ‘Ladybug’
WASHINGTON-- It was a tense moment Wednesday morning during the Senate confirmation hearings when a visibly nervous Senator Lindsey Graham grilled Attorney General nominee Pam Bondi on whether she plans…
Biden Tells Californians Help Is On The Way In Only 6 More Days Once Trump’s Sworn In
WASHINGTON-- President Joe Biden held a press conference to reassure worried California citizens that help is on the way, telling them that they will only have to wait six more…
Gavin Newsom Hires Greta Thunberg To Yell ‘How Dare You’ Whenever Asked Who’s Responsible For California Wildfires
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- After growing tired of all the mundane questions from reporters about the California wildfires, Governor Gavin Newsom decided to hire Swedish climate change activist Greta Thunberg to follow…
Gavin Newsom’s Approval Rating At 100% Favorability Among Delta Smelt Fish
CALIFORNIA-- An impressive approval rating for Gavin Newsom was released this week that shows him with a one hundred percent favorability among Delta Smelt fish, causing the proud governor to…
Justin Trudeau Makes Canadian History As First Person Of Color To Resign As Prime Minister
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Another historical first happened this week in Canada after Justin Trudeau became the first person of color to resign as prime minister, leaving behind a legacy that will…
Gavin Newsom Holds Emergency Meeting To Figure Out How To Blame Trump For California Wildfires
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- As the California wildfires continue to burn out of control due to incompetent Democrat leadership, Governor Gavin Newsom held an emergency meeting with his top Democrat officials to…
Biden Gives Jimmy Carter One Final Sniff Goodbye
WASHINGTON-- While attending the funeral of former President Jimmy Carter held at the National Cathedral, sitting President Joe Biden gave his farewell address right before giving the casket of the…
