Trump Installs Dog Door On Front Of Mar-A-Lago Entrance For Whenever Trudeau Visits
PALM BEACH, FLORIDA-- In anticipation for whenever Justin Trudeau comes to the United States, President-Elect Donald Trump had a cute, little doggie door installed on the front door of his…
Smitten Jill Biden Starting To Think Maybe She Should’ve Been Trump’s Babysitter Instead
PARIS, FRANCE-- Anonymous inside sources are saying that First Lady Jill Biden became smitten with President-Elect Donald Trump after the two of them met at the opening of the Notre…
‘Pete Hegseth’s Former Alcoholism Might Be A Problem,’ Says Nancy Pelosi After Finishing Off A Bottle Of Vodka
WASHINGTON-- Donald Trump's pick for Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has continued to face increased scrutiny for his past alcohol abuse, with Democrat Nancy Pelosi blasting Trump for nominating someone with…
Gavin Newsom Leaves Trail Of Hair Oil So Illegal Aliens Can Find Their Way To California
SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA-- In defiance to incoming President Donald Trump's promise to deport illegal aliens, Governor Gavin Newsom decided to make it easier for all those worried invaders by going…
4D Chess: Trudeau Outmaneuvers Trump By Putting Tariffs On Canadian Exports First
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In a surprise move meant to beat Donald Trump at his own game, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has just announced that starting immediately he will be placing a…
Two Ladies Caught Gossiping Inside Senate Office
WASHINGTON-- Social media was abuzz with laughter at a photo being shared around of two ladies gossiping inside of a Senate office, with the two giggling women only later to…
After Hunter Pardon, Biden Reassures Nation Ukraine Money Laundering Scam Will Still Continue
WASHINGTON-- After pardoning his son Hunter Biden for any crimes he may have committed related to Burisma, President Joe Biden has reassured Americans that the money laundering scam involving Ukraine…
Trump’s Border Czar Tom Homan Makes First Arrest After Illegal Alien Crosses Canadian Border Into US
PALM BEACH, FLORIDA-- Even though Donald Trump hasn't even been sworn into office yet, his pick for Border Czar Tom Homan has already made his first arrest after catching an…
Hillary Clinton Announces She’s Planning A Third Presidential Loss In 2028
U.S.-- Two-time failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton has recently announced that she will be losing the presidential election once again when she runs in 2028. Soon after Donald Trump's historic…
Excited Biden Picks Out Favorite Diaper He Plans On Wearing To Trump’s Inauguration
WILMINGTON, DELAWARE-- In less than two months Donald Trump will be sworn into office and no one has been more excited than outgoing President Joe Biden, who has already prepared…
Playing Hardball: Trump Issues Threat To Impose 25% Tariff On Santa Claus Unless He Brings Manufacturing To US
U.S.-- In an effort to bring more jobs back to the United States, President-Elect Donald Trump has warned Santa Claus that unless he brings his manufacturing to America then there…
UK Petition To Replace Keir Starmer With Larry The Cat Reaches More Than One Million Signatures
U.K.-- Millions of British citizens have become fed up with the current Prime Minister Keir Starmer and have started a petition to replace the unpopular Labor Party leader with famous…
