Meathead Rob Reiner Promises To Never Wear A Speedo Again If Trump’s Elected
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- In a last ditch effort to stop Donald Trump from becoming president, celebrity actor and filmmaker Rob Reiner gave the millions of American voters a stern warning…
Russia’s Putin Has HUGE News About Biden And Funny Cats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Mmo_wH4sX0&t=5s (SATIRE) MOSCOW, RUSSIA-- Russian President Vladimir Putin gave an urgent press conference this week where he took full credit for President Joe Biden's declining mental health by using sophisticated…
Vivek Ramaswamy Trolls Chris Christie By Telling Him He Has A Bad Virus On His Computer
COLUMBUS, OHIO-- After their heated feud during the last Republican presidential debate, entrepreneur Vivek Ramaswamy decided to troll former Governor Chris Christie even further by informing his opponent over…
Taylor Swift Fans Transition Themselves To Rabbits After The Pop Singer Said She Loved Bunnies
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- Millions of Taylor Swift's biggest fans from around the world have recently had major surgery to transform themselves into rabbits after the famous singer gave an interview…
Biden Endorses Trump After Having A Brief Moment Of Clarity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndO56dzNR5c (SATIRE) WASHINGTON-- Suddenly realizing the current American president was destroying the country, a lucid President Joe Biden dropped out of the 2024 presidential race and came out in support…
Robert De Niro Buys New Shoes In Preparation For His Possible Upcoming Debate With Trump
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- After getting lambasted on Truth Social by Donald Trump for needing a teleprompter to speak, actor Robert De Niro challenged the former president to a debate to see…
Disney’s Mickey Mouse Under Fire After Photo Surfaces Of Mouse On Epstein Island
ORLANDO, FLORIDA-- After getting boycotted due to pulling all their advertisements from Twitter X, Disney became embroiled in yet another controversy when a photo surfaced of their most famous character…
Bath & Body Works Selling New Line Of Animal Scented Candles For Annual Sale
COLUMBUS, OHIO-- Great news, shoppers. The Bath & Body Works annual one day candle sale will be held on December 2 and the company has unveiled an all-new and totally…
New Anime Starring Your Favorite World Politicians Is Next Level Awesomeness
TOKYO, JAPAN-- Ever wondered what your favorite world politician would look like as an anime character? Well now you'll have your chance to keep on wondering. All the best highly…
Biden’s DOJ Subpoenas American Citizens Who May Have Visited Trump Casino, Read ‘The Art Of The Deal’, Or Watched ‘The Apprentice’
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to take down any dangerous extremists with the intention of making America great again, DOJ Special Counsel Jack Smith has subpoenaed any American citizen who may…
New ‘Bad Santa’ Remake Has Santa Claus As A Whiny, Sobbing Crybaby
HOLLYWOOD-- A tear-jerking new remake of the popular 2003 holiday movie Bad Santa will be released just in time for Christmas called Sad Santa and will show the titular Kris…
South Korean Boy Band BTS Introduces New 89-Year-Old Member To Appeal To Senior Citizen Crowd
SEOUL, SOUTH KOREA-- BTS fans around the world are going super crazy after the famous South Korean boy band made an earthshattering announcement on their official website that they had…
