Mike Tyson Laughs At Russia: ‘That’s Not How You Rip Off A Man’s Ear’
LAS VEGAS, NEVADA- One of the greatest boxers of all time Mike Tyson had a little bit of advice for Russia after watching a video of one of the captured…
Scotland: Man Who’s First Minister Of White Country Shocked There’s So Many White People There
EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND-- During a rant in a video that has began circulating recently, surprised First Minister of Scotland Humza Yousaf was legitimately confused as to why there are so many…
Planet Fitness Changes Name To Better Reflect Current Company Values
HAMPTON, NEW HAMPSHIRE-- After receiving major backlash around the country for allowing men into women's locker rooms, workout chain giant Planet Fitness doubled down on their progressive policies and have…
NBC Hires Former RNC Chair Ronna McDaniel To Give Network More Liberal Viewpoint
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- In a move that has surprised no one, former RNC chair Ronna McDaniel has joined leftwing propaganda outlet NBC news in an effort to give…
Illegal Alien Squatters Take Over White House While Biden’s On His 6,669th Vacation
WASHINGTON-- A group of illegal aliens have claimed Squatter's Rights after taking over the White House while Joe Biden was away on yet another vacation in Delaware, causing the confused…
New York City Waiting For A Few More Vehicle Accidents Before Thinking About Filling Potholes
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- As roads continue to crumble and car accidents pile up, New York City officials put out a statement saying that they're waiting for a few…
AOC: ‘Trust Me, I Know The Law, I Watched 5 Seasons Of Law & Order’
WASHINGTON-- After receiving a lot of flack over her comment that RICO is not a crime, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) D-NY came to her own defense and proved all of…
Biden To Latinos: ‘If You Vote For Trump Over Me Then You Ain’t Black’
PHOENIX, ARIZONA-- During a campaign event in Arizona to stop more minorities from leaving the Democrat plantation, President Joe Biden told a room full of Latinos that if they're for…
Cautious Vampire Worried Next Victim May Be COVID Vaccinated
SUNNYDALE, CALIFORNIA-- Not certain who's safe to bite anymore, a distressed vampire out of California said he's scared of drinking living human being's blood nowadays due to so many people…
Royal Family Announces King Charles Will Return As Soon As He Regenerates New Human Skin Covering
LONDON, ENGLAND-- Yet another mystery has surrounded the Royal Family as head patriarch King Charles has gone missing, but a Royal announcement released today told everyone not to worry because…
Biden Paints White House Brown In Celebration Of St. Patrick’s Day
WASHINGTON-- In celebration of St. Patrick's Day, President Joe Biden has joined in on the holiday festivities by having the White House painted brown as part of his proud Irish…
Snake Plissken Murdered Only Minutes After Entering Current New York City On New Mission
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Famous antihero S.D. Bob Snake Plissken was killed recently inside of today's current crime-ridden New York City while on yet another dangerous mission, getting murdered…
