Biden Endorses Kamala Harris Only So He’ll No Longer Be Known As Worst President In History
WASHINGTON-- Joe Biden has officially dropped out of the 2024 presidential race and has given his full endorsement to Kamala Harris, saying that if she wins then he'll no longer…
‘Trump’s Going To Take Away Your Voting Rights,’ Says Democrat Party Who Just Removed Their Voter’s Candidate
U.S.-- After screaming for months that Donald Trump will take away people's voting rights if they don't vote blue this November, the Democrat party has officially taken away the votes…
Trump Vows To Conquer Alzheimer’s In November By Defeating Biden In Election
MILWAUKEE, WISCONSIN-- At the Republican National Convention, Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump told millions of people around the country that he will defeat Alzheimer's by November when he beats President…
‘Mr. Las Vegas’ Wayne Newton Makes Guest Appearance At RNC
MILWAUKEE, WISCONSIN-- There were numerous celebrities at this year's Republican National Convention (RNC), including a surprise guest appearance by the man himself "Mr. Las Vegas" Wayne Newton. The crowd went…
Biden Reassures Democrats: ‘My Chances Of Winning Election Are As Solid As My Last Bowel Movement’
WASHINGTON-- While recovering from COVID even though he was supposedly vaccinated and boosted sixty-nine times, Joe Biden put out a message to all his fellow Democrats who are calling for…
Bad Guy Eludes Secret Service By Jogging Up Mildly Sloped Ground
MILWAUKEE, WISCONSIN-- A rabble-rousing man who tried disrupting the RNC Convention as Donald Trump walked by has eluded capture from experienced Secret Service agents by simply jogging up mildly sloped…
Miracle: Secret Service Mysteriously Finds Clean, New Iranian Passport Left At Scene Of Trump Assassination Attempt
BUTLER, PENNSYLVANIA-- While doing a thorough investigation of the scene where a gunman tried assassinating Donald Trump, Secret Service agents were super-duper lucky to just happen to find a clean,…
Biden Wishes Ronald Reagan Speedy Recovery After Assassination Attempt
WASHINGTON-- President Joe Biden gave a quick impromptu speech from the Oval Office following the attempted assassination of his Republican opponent Donald Trump, saying that he wished President Ronald Reagan…
Trump Rally Secret Service Agent Put On Vending Machine Snack Detail In Case Chris Christie Shows Up At RNC
MILWAUKEE, WISCONSIN-- After facing major backlash on social media for the way she handled herself during the attempted assassination on Donald Trump, the short, female Secret Service agent was taken…
Awkward: Democrats Not Sure What To Do About All Those Sympathy Cards They Already Sent Out To Melania Trump Last Week
WASHINGTON-- After a failed assassination attempt on former President Donald Trump, disappointed Democrats were left embarrassed and scratching their heads at what to do, being that they had already sent…
Trump Feeling A Little Uneasy About Two New Secret Service Agents Suddenly Given To Him By Biden
WASHINGTON-- In response to an attempted assassination on Donald Trump's life thanks in part to a lack of protection, President Joe Biden finally agreed to give the former president additional…
Assassination Attempt On Trump After Biden Spent Last 3 Years Calling Him Biggest Threat To Democracy
BUTLER, PENNSYLVANIA-- An assassination attempt was made on former President Donald Trump after President Joe Biden spent the last three years angrily telling the world that he was the greatest…
