‘Springfield, Ohio Residents Are Bad For Not Accepting Illegal Haitians,’ Says John Legend From Behind Walled Home In Rich White Neighborhood
BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA-- Singer John Legend has recently come to the defense of the tens of thousands illegal Haitians who have been shipped to the little town of Springfield, Ohio…
MSNBC Labels Biden ‘Far-Right MAGA Extremist Russian Asset’ After He Wore ‘Trump 2024’ Hat
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- During an event to commemorate the 911 tragedy, Joe Biden put on a "Trump 2024" MAGA hat and took pictures with the majority Republican crowd, which…
Taylor Swift Already Writing Her Next Breakup Song About Kamala Harris
U.S.-- Only hours after endorsing Kamala Harris for president, anonymous sources have said pop singer Taylor Swift has been having doubts about their relationship and has been growing tired of…
‘And Try Not To Cackle,’ Yells Obama Through Kamala’s Audio Earrings During Debate
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- Vice President Kamala Harris spent two weeks preparing for her debate against President Donald Trump, but still had to be reminded numerous times by Barack Obama through her…
Kamala Does Poor Job Moderating Presidential Debate Between Trump And ABC Hosts
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- The first presidential debate between Republican candidate Donald Trump and Democratic candidates ABC hosts David Muir and Linsey Davis has concluded and contained a chaotic exchange of words,…
CNN: ‘Why Violent Illegal Haitians Taking Over Your Neighborhood And Eating Pets Is A Good Thing’
SPRINGFIELD, OHIO-- America's most trusted news source CNN has come to the defense of the tens of thousands of illegal Haitian immigrants who have been allegedly causing havoc in Ohio,…
Kamala Secures Lizard Person Vote After Receiving Dick And Liz Cheney Endorsements
WASHINGTON-- Vice President Kamala Harris has received yet another big endorsement this week after receiving the support of evil warmongering lizard people Dick Cheney and Liz Cheney, giving the Democratic…
Cats And Dogs Come Out In Support Of Trump After Kamala’s Illegal Haitian Immigrants Keep Eating Pets
U.S.-- As news keeps spreading that illegal Haitian immigrants brought in by the Biden and Harris administration continue eating people's pets in Ohio, thousands of cats and dogs across the…
War Hawk Kamala Promises To ‘Make War Great Again’ After Receiving Endorsements From Warmongering Neocons
WASHINGTON-- Vice President Kamala Harris' team has taken to social media to brag about another major endorsement after a slew of warmongering neocon Republicans said they were supporting the Democratic…
AOC Claims Violent Venezuelan Gangs Just Committing Attempted Homicide To Feed Their Families
WASHINGTON-- In response to multiple violent Venezuelan gang members getting arrested in Colorado for attempted homicide, Congresswoman AOC has come to the defense of the illegal alien criminals by saying…
‘White Dudes For Harris’ Adds New Member After Putin Endorses Kamala For President
MOSCOW, RUSSIA-- Vice President Kamala Harris has just received yet another major endorsement, this time from Russian President Vladimir Putin who said during an interview that he would rather see…
Kamala Says She Was Always MAGA Because The Parties Switched Back In 2015
WASHINGTON-- Amid criticism that she has been stealing Donald Trump's ideas and policies, Vice President Kamala Harris said that her and the Democrat party have always had "Make America Great…
