WASHINGTON– After one of their male staffers was caught performing a lewd act inside of a hearing room, Senate Democrats addressed the controversy quickly by voting to relax their dress code in order to allow any members of Congress to be completely naked while on the premises.
Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer came to the defense of the Democratic male staffer who was caught on camera having gay sex inside the Hart Office Building while the Village People’s YMCA could be heard playing in the background.
“Our Democrat staffer did nothing wrong,” said Schumer while a few nude Democratic colleagues joined him during the press conference. “I’m completely ashamed and embarrassed of the Republicans for attacking an innocent Democrat staffer for simply turning the Senate chambers into a homosexual Pornhub video.”
Senator Schumer said the majority Democrat Senate also voted to allow promiscuous sex within any Congressional buildings, as long as they agree to blame Donald Trump whenever facing any media scrutiny.
“But Trump,” said Schumer with a smirk, practicing his technique in preparation for the wild orgy he has planned later tonight with Mitch McConnell and Lindsey Graham. “We also voted to approve opening a new investigation into former President Trump any time one of us Democrats has one of our wild sexual escapades televised.”
At publishing time, it was reported that Hunter Biden was said to be extremely distraught and offended he wasn’t invited to the naked sex romp that was held inside the Senate.
They probably would.
This is congress.
Imagine all the stuff that goes on no one knows about. 🤢
Looks like the dems did more than relax.