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Biden Scoffs At Critics, Says Empty Grocery Shelves Help Fatties Lose Weight
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Republican Crisis: Mitch McConnell’s Neck Fat Steps Down From His Face
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New Amazon Halo Fitness Tracker Motivates You To Exercise By Calling You A Fat, Lazy Pig
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Jabba The Hutt Sheds 2000 Pounds After Getting Fat-Shamed On Instagram
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Scientists Invent Mental Workout For People Either Too Lazy Or Too Fat To Exercise
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Boston Obese Epidemic: Fattest Squirrels In Country Going On Diet
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This Big Guy Cut One Thing And Lost 150 Pounds
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Solar Eclipse Goes Blind After Staring At Human
SPACE-- A solar eclipse that went blind after staring at a human…
