Almost 90-Year-Old Nancy Pelosi Emerges From Her Coffin To Win Reelection To Congress
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California Announces They Should Be Finished Counting 2024 Election Ballots By Next Election
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- Still counting ballots almost two weeks after Election Day, California…
Democrat Voters Threaten Our Democracy By Now Questioning 2024 Election Results
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Sullen Obama Forced To Clean Out His Office After Losing Chance At Fourth Term
WASHINGTON-- It was a sad day inside the Democrat camp after Vice…
Democrats Confused Why Candidate No One Voted For Lost Election In Landslide
WASHINGTON-- Immediately after Vice President Kamala Harris lost the election in a…
Trump Saves America Once Again By Defeating Yet Another Evil, Cackling Woman
U.S.-- Donald Trump has won the 2024 presidential election and has once…
Excited Kamala Sets Alarm For 2:55 AM So She Can Watch The 3 AM Democrat Ballot Dumps In Real Time
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Ecstatic GOP Chair Ronna McDaniel Celebrates Joyous Republican Election Losses To Democrats
WASHINGTON-- After a slew of Republican election losses on Election Day, happy…
Election 2018: New Security Measures In Place To Help Minimize Voter Fraud
WASHINGTON-- As people go to vote on Tuesday's election, they will be…
Just In Time For Election Day: Pill That Cures Electile Dysfunction
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