Tag: Election Day

Almost 90-Year-Old Nancy Pelosi Emerges From Her Coffin To Win Reelection To Congress

SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- Almost 90-year-old former House Speaker and current ghoul Nancy…

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California Announces They Should Be Finished Counting 2024 Election Ballots By Next Election

SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- Still counting ballots almost two weeks after Election Day, California…

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Democrat Voters Threaten Our Democracy By Now Questioning 2024 Election Results

U.S.-- Unable to face the harsh reality that their terrible presidential candidate…

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Sullen Obama Forced To Clean Out His Office After Losing Chance At Fourth Term

WASHINGTON-- It was a sad day inside the Democrat camp after Vice…

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Democrats Confused Why Candidate No One Voted For Lost Election In Landslide

WASHINGTON-- Immediately after Vice President Kamala Harris lost the election in a…

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Trump Saves America Once Again By Defeating Yet Another Evil, Cackling Woman

U.S.-- Donald Trump has won the 2024 presidential election and has once…

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Excited Kamala Sets Alarm For 2:55 AM So She Can Watch The 3 AM Democrat Ballot Dumps In Real Time

WASHINGTON-- Election Day is almost here, and a very confident Kamala Harris…

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Ecstatic GOP Chair Ronna McDaniel Celebrates Joyous Republican Election Losses To Democrats

WASHINGTON-- After a slew of Republican election losses on Election Day, happy…

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Election 2018: New Security Measures In Place To Help Minimize Voter Fraud

WASHINGTON-- As people go to vote on Tuesday's election, they will be…

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Just In Time For Election Day: Pill That Cures Electile Dysfunction

DURHAM, NEW HAMPSHIRE-- Scientists from the Durham Impotence Centerย have recently developed a…

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