Judge Orders Skinny Fat-Shamer To Go On High Calorie Diet To Gain Weight
ERUCTATE, IOWA-- A county judge recently sentenced an arrogant fat-shamer to a…
Man Chokes To Death After Biting Off More Than He Could Chew
MASTICATE, WASHINGTON-- A Masticate man was rushed to the emergency room where…
Supermarkets To Start Selling Pre-Masticated Food For People Too Lazy To Chew
WASHINGTON-- The United States Food and Drink Council recently gave food companies…
