Manhattan District Attorney Indicts Easter Bunny For Taking Hush Money From Children In Return For Treats
MANHATTAN, NEW YORK-- Following up on his high from indicting President Donald…
Easter Bunny Shot, Killed While Delivering Eggs In Chicago
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- The beloved Easter Bunny was shot and killed this morning…
Biden Tells American Children Putin Murdered The Easter Bunny
WASHINGTON-- In an emotional speech Thursday, President Joe Biden informed the millions…
California Police Arrest Easter Bunny For Not Wearing Mask During Coronavirus Lockdown
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- The beloved Easter Bunny was arrested this morning in…
Egg-less Easter? Easter Bunny Teams Up With Chicken Union As Eggs Go On Strike This Easter
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- You've heard of chickens going on strike, but how about…
World Panics After Easter Bunny Gets Captured By Terrorist Group
KABUL, AFGHANISTAN-- While on location in Afghanistan shooting a candy commercial for the…
Texas Man Shoots Tooth Fairy For Breaking And Entering
FORT WORTH, TEXAS-- A Fort Worth man is being questioned by police…
