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CNN Apologizes For Going Two Minutes Without Pushing Race-Baiting Story
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- America's most trusted news source CNN has made a formal…
Nancy Pelosi And China’s Xi Jinping Get Matching Best Friend Tattoos
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- Nancy Pelosi and President Xi Jinping of China recently…
Three Far-Right MAGA Hats Plotted To Provoke Violence At Vegas Protests
LAS VEGAS, NEVADA-- Three right-wing Make America Great Again MAGA hats with…
Obama: ‘Those Peaceful Protesters Could Have Been My Sons’
WASHINGTON-- Former President Barack Obama penned a beautiful statement on Medium addressing…
NJ Governor Murphy Vows To Keep Lockdown In Effect Until Every Disgruntled Resident Safely Leaves The State
TRENTON, NEW JERSEY-- Democrat Gov. Phil Murphy announced Friday that he would…
CNN Reports Donald Trump’s Presidency Is A Far-Right Conspiracy Theory
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- CNN has once again debunked the far-right conspiracy that billionaire…
The Other Joe Biden Comes Forward And Accuses Joe Biden Of Sexually Assaulting Him
WILMINGTON, DELAWARE-- The other Joe Biden has come forward to accuse Joe…
China Creates New And Improved COVID-20, Promises This Virus Won’t Fall Apart After One Use
BEIJING, CHINA-- Beijing is offering a brand-new and upgraded COVID-20 virus for…
Michigan Governor Extends Shutdown Order By Placing Stormtroopers In Front Of People’s Homes
LANSING, MICHIGAN-- Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer extended her stay-at-home order to combat…
The Washington Post Fact-Checks Trump’s Claim That 1 + 1 = 2
WASHINGTON-- The Washington Post disproved another false claim by President Donald Trump,…
Satan Gives CNN Exclusive Interview, Says Trump’s Making Everyone’s Life A Living Hell
HELL-- Tired of watching Donald Trump destroy existence, Satan decided to take…
