Two Dictators Mourn Freedoms Gained After World Wars
PARIS, FRANCE-- Two world dictators held a vigil in France on Armistice Day to mourn all the freedoms gained by the Allies in World War I and II, saying it's…
Gavin Newsom Vows To Punish Trump By Increasing Homelessness, Crime, Illegal Aliens, And High Prices In California
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- In response to President-Elect Donald Trump saying he wants to clean up California, an incensed Gavin Newsom promised to ignore all of Trump's requests and also punish the…
Democrat Voters Threaten Our Democracy By Now Questioning 2024 Election Results
U.S.-- Unable to face the harsh reality that their terrible presidential candidate Kamala Harris lost the election in a landslide, radical Democrat voters angrily took to the streets to protest…
Sullen Obama Forced To Clean Out His Office After Losing Chance At Fourth Term
WASHINGTON-- It was a sad day inside the Democrat camp after Vice President Kamala Harris lost the presidential election to former President Donald Trump in a landslide, quickly dashing the…
Democrats Confused Why Candidate No One Voted For Lost Election In Landslide
WASHINGTON-- Immediately after Vice President Kamala Harris lost the election in a landslide to former President Donald Trump, members of the Democrat Party began questioning how it was possible that…
Trump Saves America Once Again By Defeating Yet Another Evil, Cackling Woman
U.S.-- Donald Trump has won the 2024 presidential election and has once again saved the United States from being destroyed after he defeated yet another evil, annoying, cackling female for…
Democrats Panic After Trump Promises To Release ‘Peanut The Squirrel Files’ If Elected
U.S.-- Republican candidate Donald Trump made a major announcement during a rally this week, promising that if he's elected president he will not only release the Jeffrey Epstein files, but…
Excited Kamala Sets Alarm For 2:55 AM So She Can Watch The 3 AM Democrat Ballot Dumps In Real Time
WASHINGTON-- Election Day is almost here, and a very confident Kamala Harris has set her bedroom alarm for five minutes before 3 AM so that she can witness all the…
No Teleprompter Needed: More Coherent, Intelligent John Fetterman Takes Kamala’s Place On Joe Rogan Podcast
AUSTIN, TEXAS-- Only days after Kamala Harris turned down an interview on The Joe Rogan podcast due to its three-hour length and list of tough questions, Joe Rogan sought out…
White House Clarifies Biden’s Offensive ‘Garbage’ Gaffe, Says He Meant To Call Trump Supporters ‘Trash’ Instead
WASHINGTON-- The White House was scrambling in a panic after a recent video emerged of Joe Biden calling Trump supporters "garbage," quickly coming to the president's defense by saying he…
For Halloween Kamala Dresses Up As Real Democratic Candidate Voted In By The People Instead Of Being Installed By Rich Oligarchs
WASHINGTON-- Halloween is the time when people can dress up in a costume for one day and pretend to be something that they're not. This year Vice President Kamala Harris…
CNN Claims They Have No Room For Racism Or Bigotry On Their Network, Except If It’s Against Trump, Trump Supporters, Republicans, Conservatives, Christians, White People, Or Heterosexuals
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- Immediately after firing panelist Ryan Girdusky for a comment he made against Mehdi Hasan, CNN issued a statement saying that the network does not tolerate any form of…
