Biden’s DOJ Subpoenas American Citizens Who May Have Visited Trump Casino, Read ‘The Art Of The Deal’, Or Watched ‘The Apprentice’
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to take down any dangerous extremists with the intention of making America great again, DOJ Special Counsel Jack Smith has subpoenaed any American citizen who may…
New ‘Bad Santa’ Remake Has Santa Claus As A Whiny, Sobbing Crybaby
HOLLYWOOD-- A tear-jerking new remake of the popular 2003 holiday movie Bad Santa will be released just in time for Christmas called Sad Santa and will show the titular Kris…
South Korean Boy Band BTS Introduces New 89-Year-Old Member To Appeal To Senior Citizen Crowd
SEOUL, SOUTH KOREA-- BTS fans around the world are going super crazy after the famous South Korean boy band made an earthshattering announcement on their official website that they had…
Frustrated With The Horrible Economy, A Lucid Biden Endorses Trump For President
WASHINGTON-- Tired of the way the current US president has been destroying the country, President Joe Biden has officially dropped out of the race and endorsed Donald Trump for the…
Canada’s Trudeau Auctions Off His Eyebrows To Help Raise Money For Ukraine
OTTAWA, CANADA-- As more countries continue to pull their funding for Ukraine, a determined Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has vowed to keep sending money over to the Eastern European country…
Chris Christie Joins This Year’s Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Republican Presidential candidate Chris Christie has announced that he will be joining this year's annual Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade as one of the largest character…
Javier Milei Celebrates Argentina President Victory By Ripping Off Head Of A Leftist
BUENOS AIRES, ARGENTINA-- On Sunday chainsaw-wielding populist Javier Milei became the next president of Argentina in a landslide victory and the Libertarian candidate celebrated his massive win by ripping a…
Jared Leto Becomes First Person In History To Ride Outside Of Elon Musk’s SpaceX Rocket Into Space
BOCA CHICA BEACH, TEXAS-- Musician and Hollywood actor Jared Leto has made history once again after strapping himself to the outside of Elon Musk's SpaceX rocket as it blasted off…
Elusive Bigfoot Allegedly Spotted On Released January 6 Capitol Footage
WASHINGTON-- As soon as new House Speaker Mike Johnson released the infamous January 6 Capitol riot tapes, internet sleuths began combing through the hours of video looking for clues only…
Madonna Threatens To Put Out A New Album If Trump Becomes President
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- Pop singer Madonna has gone on record to voice her displeasure with the top Republican candidate and has promised that if Donald Trump becomes president of the…
Trump Tells Supporters What The World Really Thinks About Obama’s Biden
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJz4MTCw5xc CLAREMONT, NEW HAMPSHIRE-- An animated Donald Trump gave a rousing speech during a rally in Claremont, New Hampshire where he let the world in on a little secret that…
Nikki Haley, Who Doesn’t Go By Real Name, Demands All Americans Be Verified By Their Real Names
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- On a recent Fox News program, Republican presidential candidate Nikki Haley told the surprised audience that every person in the United States should be legally required…
