BRUSSELS– With the deadly knife attacks growing exponentially across Europe due to corrupt, failed leadership, European leaders held an emergency meeting in Brussels to discuss what would be the best way that they could try to blame US President Donald Trump for the stabbing murders.
As more displeased European citizens started blaming all the presidents and prime ministers of their respective countries for the killings, corrupt European Union globalists got together to figure out how they can put the culpability onto Trump.
“We have a serious crisis on our hands,” said Ursula von der Leyen as the other heartless EU leaders shook their heads in agreement. “And no, I’m not referring to all the stabbings being perpetrated by our mostly peaceful immigrant community. No, that’s a good thing. I’m referring to our slow-witted subjects started to see a pattern here and try to blame us. Even though we are technically responsible because we could stop this right away if we wanted to.”
The smug European leaders said they would continue to use their government-controlled media apparatus to brainwash their already brainwashed citizens by increasing the anti-Trump narrative even further.
“Yes, we must increase the orange man bad narrative,” said Demark Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen giddily. “We can also say the knife attackers were Trump supporters who were wearing MAGA hats and screaming, ‘This is Trump country’ as they stabbed the victims. Our citizens are so stupid they’ll believe it.”
