The Lincoln Project Promises They’ll Use Real Racists For Their Next Stunt By Hiring Democrat Politicians
CHARLOTTESVILLE, VIRGINIA-- The anti-Republican, Republican group The Lincoln Project is facing intense…
At 189 Years Old, Nancy Pelosi Says She’s Almost Ready To Retire From Political Office…Almost
WASHINGTON-- Former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi reaffirmed a promise she…
Biden, Harris, And Pelosi To Star In Salacious Remake Of Movie ‘Wild Things’
HOLLYWOOD--One of the most anticipated movies in history is about to hit…
Nancy Pelosi Orders Any Congress Members Refusing To Wear Masks To Stare Directly Into Her Eyes
WASHINGTON-- Speaker Nancy Pelosi has updated her mask mandate once again for…
Wanted: Nancy Pelosi Calls In FBI After Several Mice Seen Running Into Capitol Building
WASHINGTON-- The FBI is searching for five mice wanted for storming the…
Election Solved: Trump And Biden Compromise And Will Serve As America’s First Dueling Presidents
WASHINGTON-- President Donald Trump and former Vice President Joe Biden have reached…
Democrats Describe Election Fraud Scheme As Mostly Peaceful Cheating
WASHINGTON-- As more and more evidence of election fraud continues getting exposed…
China’s President Xi Praises RINO Republicans For Being Even Bigger Traitors To US Than Democrats
BEIJING, CHINA-- Communist dictator President XI Jinping has gone on record commending…
Democrats: ‘Russians Hacked Biden’s Brain To Make Him Appear Too Senile To Win Election’
WASHINGTON-- Democrats in Congress have officially debunked the conspiracy theory that Democratic…
USPS Helps Environment By Setting Up Recycle Bins To Safely Dispose Of Trump Ballots
WASHINGTON-- In response to Trump mail-in ballots being dumped across the country,…
Democrats Use Ouija Board To Communicate With Ginsburg’s Spirit To Prove Her Dying Wish
WASHINGTON-- Persistent Democrats have finally proven that Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader…
Governor Gavin Newsom Threatens To Work Naked If California Citizens Don’t Follow Coronavirus Rules
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- Gov. Gavin Newsom issued a new executive order on Monday…
