Name-Calling Lands Teen In Hospital
PROVIDENCE, RHODE ISLAND-- A teen girl from Providence was taken to the…
Police Shoot Clown For Honking His Nose
FUNSTOWN, NEW YORK-- A circus clown who had walked through a residential neighborhood…
New Racist Dating Site Gets Over One Million Members In Less Than A Month
LYNCHBURG, VIRGINIA-- Dating just got even more hateful. Racist Date, a newly…
Edward Snowden Voted Most Likely To Keep A Secret In High School
BALTIMORE, MARYLAND-- Former United States government contractor and infamous whistle-blower Edward Snowden…
Azealia Banks Claims She’s A Victim Of Polite Supremacy
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- Music sensation Azealia Banks is claiming that she is a…
Moron Calls Another Moron A Moron, Says Moron
SYRACUSE, NEW YORK-- Three morons tied up traffic today in the middle of…
Legless Man Outruns Cops
MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA-- A video that is going viral shows four police officers…
Mailboxes Renamed Gender-Neutral Boxes To Avoid Discrimination
WASHINGTON-- In an ongoing effort to avoid discrimination by either including or…
Fecal Matters, Says Defecation Rights Group
SMELTIT, GEORGIA-- A fecal rights group out of Smeltit has filed a lawsuit against Congress…
Last Living Nazi Boots Tried For War Crimes
BERLIN, GERMANY-- The last living pair of Nazi Boots was found and…
Tat-shaming On The Rise
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON-- Adding to the already excessive name-calling and rudeness that is…
Mirror Refuses To Show Rosie O’Donnell’s Reflection
BUFFALO, NEW YORK-- Earlier today, a local fried chicken restaurant mirror refused…
