Kamala Promises She’s Not Confiscating Guns, She’s Just Borrowing Them And Never Returning Them
WASHINGTON-- With word spreading quickly that Kamala Harris intends on confiscating American's…
‘We Can Do Starbucks While We’re Getting Nuked,’ Says Oblivious Woman Voting For Kamala
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- While sitting inside of a Starbucks drinking soy lattes,…
Secret Service Agents Didn’t See Trump Gunman Because Golf Course Was Too Sloped
WEST PALM BEACH, FLORIDA-- After another failed assassination attempt on Donald Trump…
Kamala’s Stern Warning To Russia, China If Elected: ‘I Grew Up Middle Class With A Nice Lawn’
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- During a rare one-on-one interview with a local Philly news…
‘And Try Not To Cackle,’ Yells Obama Through Kamala’s Audio Earrings During Debate
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- Vice President Kamala Harris spent two weeks preparing for her…
Kamala Does Poor Job Moderating Presidential Debate Between Trump And ABC Hosts
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- The first presidential debate between Republican candidate Donald Trump and…
Kamala Secures Lizard Person Vote After Receiving Dick And Liz Cheney Endorsements
WASHINGTON-- Vice President Kamala Harris has received yet another big endorsement this…
Cats And Dogs Come Out In Support Of Trump After Kamala’s Illegal Haitian Immigrants Keep Eating Pets
U.S.-- As news keeps spreading that illegal Haitian immigrants brought in by…
War Hawk Kamala Promises To ‘Make War Great Again’ After Receiving Endorsements From Warmongering Neocons
WASHINGTON-- Vice President Kamala Harris' team has taken to social media to…
‘White Dudes For Harris’ Adds New Member After Putin Endorses Kamala For President
MOSCOW, RUSSIA-- Vice President Kamala Harris has just received yet another major…
Kamala Says She Was Always MAGA Because The Parties Switched Back In 2015
WASHINGTON-- Amid criticism that she has been stealing Donald Trump's ideas and…
Tim Walz Recounts The Time He Served During Revolutionary War Fighting The British
MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA-- Democratic Vice Presidential candidate Tim Walz has been facing accusations…
