Established in 2019, the story rating system provides readers with the information needed to determine a story’s content and whether it is appropriate for people to read at work, people with weak stomachs or squeamish, or anyone offended by mature topics.
Ratings are determined by DAILY SOAK’S National Enumerating Ratings Department (NERD), via a board comprised of incompetent, compromised, literary Dunning-Kruger dullards.
⭐Ratings Guide
The NERD story ratings are as follows:
Rated: G
Least offensive. Suitable for most people in most situations without fear or embarrassment from co-workers, friends, or family. An example of a G rated story would be:
Remake Of Karate Kid Movie In The Works
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Rated: PG
Mildly offensive. Some mature content or mildly profane topics, such as stronger language, bodily functions, alcohol, light sexual situations, etc. An example of a PG rated story would be:
New Research Says Most Dogs Would Prefer Pooping On Their Own Lawns, Not Neighbor’s Lawns
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Rated: R
Most offensive. Mature content, such as sex, nudity, violence, drugs, coarse language, etc. Probably inappropriate for work or reading in front of grandmom or jealous partners. An example of an R rated story would be:
Porn Star Does World’s First 5 Million Gangbang
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