What is F.A.R.N.?
F.A.R.N. stands for Fight Against Real News. F.A.R.N. is a movement that was started by a group of very rich and powerful individuals within all walks of life who came to the conclusion that the satire news stories that they were reading where actually more real and believable then the supposedly truthful news stories across mainstream media.
How many members does F.A.R.N. currently have?
It’s difficult to put an actual number of members down on paper. F.A.R.N. has a plethora of members in every aspect of life, including academia, government, entertainment, animalia, and so on. The strength of F.A.R.N. comes from its anonymity and clandestine operations.
How can I help?
You can help the F.A.R.N. movement by joining satire sites like DAILY SOAK and sharing the fake news articles to everyone that you can. The more satire stories that get populated across the internet the more we can destroy all real news once and for all. Every satire story that gains traction is a proverbial middle finger to the real news establishment.
Where can I sign up?
You can gain access into this secret organization by signing up to DAILY SOAK. Every article that you read on our site will help with the fight against real news. To further help the cause, be sure to spread all our satire news stories to your friends, family, neighbors, coworkers, pets, and vehicles. When viewing DAILY SOAK in public places, be sure to angle the computer screen so that everyone can see it and become more aware of the dangers of real news.
