Biden Appoints Illegal Alien Pedro As New US Border Czar
WASHINGTON-- In response to the Republicans' criticism of the horrible job VP Kamala Harris has been doing overseeing the border, President Joe Biden announced that he has addressed the lack…
Illegal Aliens Squat Inside AOC’s New York District Office Since She’s Never There Anyway
QUEENS, NEW YORK-- After being invited into the country by President Joe Biden, millions of illegal aliens have been breaking into empty homes to find shelter, with one particular group…
Trudeau Offers Bonus To First Canadian Mountie Who Tramples Little Old Lady Protester
CANADA-- A massive protest is underway in Canada over a federal carbon tax, which drew the ire of Justin Trudeau who offered a financial bonus to the first Canadian Mounted…
Progressive Biden Under Fire For Only Having Two Gender Bunnies On Easter
WASHINGTON-- After angering millions of Christians and Catholics for recognizing Easter as Trans Visibility Day, President Joe Biden then later angered the progressive community when he held holiday festivities at…
In April Fools’ Prank, MSNBC Reports Real News
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- April Fools' Day is a day of practical jokes and hoaxes, and to celebrate this unofficial hilarious holiday mainstream news media outlet MSNBC decided to prank…
Trudeau Says Canadians Can Save Money On Housing Costs By Becoming Homeless
OTTAWA, CANADA-- With the housing crisis in Canada reaching epic proportions, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau informed the millions of suffering Canadian citizens that the best way they can save money…
Democrat New York Governor Ends ‘Homeowners’ Rights’ In Response To DeSantis Stopping ‘Squatters’ Rights’
ALBANY, NEW YORK-- Angry at Republican Ron DeSantis for defending the rights of legal homeowners, Democrat Governor of New York Kathy Hochul signed a bill into law eliminating homeowners' rights…
Biden Rushed To Emergency Room After Getting Big Lap Dance From Lizzo At Fundraiser
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- A major mishap happened during yesterday's Democratic fundraiser at the Radio City Music Hall when obese music singer Lizzo gave Joe Biden a lap dance,…
Elmo Wears MAGA Hat To Troll Trump-Hater Larry David
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- During an interview with CNN, rabid Trump-hater Larry David confessed to Chris Wallace his disdain for the former president, which drew the attention of Sesame…
Authorities Release Photo Of Painting Found Inside Home Of Alleged Sex Trafficker P Diddy
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- After raiding the home of music mogul Sean "P Diddy" Combs, police released photos of various items retrieved from the rapper's residence. which included a strange oil…
The Daily Wire Hires Satan To Replace Candace Owens
NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE-- After firing commentator Candace Owens during a very public dispute over Israel and Jesus Christ, the conservative news company The Daily Wire was pleased to announce that they…
Kamala Harris On Not Understanding Puerto Rican Protesters: ‘I Don’t Speak French’
SAN JUAN, PUERTO RICO-- After stupidly dancing and clapping along to a group of angry Puerto Rican protesters who were singing a song in Spanish in protest of her pandering visit,…
