{"id":998,"date":"2016-04-29T16:27:24","date_gmt":"2016-04-29T21:27:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dailysoak.com\/?p=998"},"modified":"2026-01-03T18:22:25","modified_gmt":"2026-01-03T23:22:25","slug":"pervert-wanted-for-painting-sleeping-womens-feet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2016\/04\/29\/pervert-wanted-for-painting-sleeping-womens-feet\/","title":{"rendered":"Pervert Wanted For Painting Sleeping Women’s Feet"},"content":{"rendered":"

TEMPE, ARIZONA– Police are on the lookout for an unidentified man who has broken\u00a0into numerous women’s homes at night and painted\u00a0their\u00a0feet while they were sleeping.<\/p>\n

According to police, the suspect\u00a0is a black\u00a0male in his seventies with a scruffy white beard and was spotted\u00a0by witnesses fleeing his last\u00a0victim’s house wearing a Temple University sweatshirt. The suspect has been dubbed Leonardo da Feetci by various reputable news outlets.<\/p>\n

Leonardo da Feetci is wanted on multiple counts of foot crimes,” said detective Harry Potter to news reporters in front of the police station. “According to a recent bill passed by Congress<\/a>, foot crimes now come under terrorist activity, which means Leonard da Feetci is facing a minimum prison sentence of 60 years if apprehended.”<\/p>\n

After showing news reporters a few photos of the victims, detective Potter released some startling\u00a0evidence.<\/p>\n

“Every one\u00a0of da Feetci’s victims were in fact men,” he said, using a ruler\u00a0to show how large\u00a0all of the victims’ feet were. “All the\u00a0victims’ feet were\u00a0covered in hair. Most\u00a0of the victims also had hair on their toes and some even had nail fungus and yellowing. Whether the suspect knew at the time that he was actually painting men’s feet or not remains a mystery.<\/p>\n

When asked by a reporter for any more clues to help capture the foot painter, the detective offered some incriminating evidence. “Using luminol, our crime lab was able uncover trace amounts of pudding around the crime scenes. Apparently the suspect was eating pudding while painting up these male victim’s feet and then afterwards tried wiping up the evidence.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

TEMPE, ARIZONA– Police are on the lookout for an unidentified man who has broken\u00a0into numerous women’s homes at night and painted\u00a0their\u00a0feet while they were sleeping. According to police, the suspect\u00a0is a black\u00a0male in his seventies with a scruffy white beard and was spotted\u00a0by witnesses fleeing his last\u00a0victim’s house wearing a Temple University sweatshirt. The suspect […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":17477,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[982,41,141,84,1114,44,515],"class_list":["post-998","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-u-s-news","tag-bill-cosby","tag-crime","tag-feet","tag-police","tag-rated-pg","tag-sex","tag-sexual-assault"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/998","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=998"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/998\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/17477"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=998"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=998"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=998"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}