{"id":773,"date":"2016-04-27T15:59:25","date_gmt":"2016-04-27T20:59:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dailysoak.com\/?p=773"},"modified":"2026-01-03T18:28:38","modified_gmt":"2026-01-03T23:28:38","slug":"german-shepherd-marries-owner-to-avoid-deportation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2016\/04\/27\/german-shepherd-marries-owner-to-avoid-deportation\/","title":{"rendered":"German Shepherd Marries Owner To Avoid Deportation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>DENVER, COLORADO&#8211; A German Shepherd married his owner\u00a0on Sunday in a quickie Vegas wedding after authorities threatened to send the dog back to Germany because of an expired\u00a0canine visa.<\/p>\n<p>In\u00a0an interview with<em>\u00a0Canine\u00a0Times <\/em>reporter Toto, 4 year old German citizen Rin Tin Tin was forced to marry his longtime human owner Lisa Martin in an effort to escape deportation back to Germany, a country where\u00a0he states he was fleeing from persecution.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I couldn&#8217;t go back there,&#8221; Rin Tin Tin told the\u00a0<em>Canine\u00a0Times<\/em> reporter in a strong German accent as his new wife held his paw. &#8220;I came to this country after suffering persecution for my ethnicity. People never forgave my relatives\u00a0for what they did in World War 2. I can&#8217;t help it that my great-great grandfather was Hitler&#8217;s favorite pet. I mean, whatever happened back then between my great-great grandfather and Mr. Hitler wasn&#8217;t my fault.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>After searching for his distant\u00a0relatives on Ancestry.com, Rin Tin Tin made the startling discovery about his relative&#8217;s relationship with the infamous <a href=\"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2021\/12\/03\/anthony-fauci-slams-fox-news-for-not-exterminating-lara-logan-for-comparing-him-to-nazi-doctor\/\">head of the Nazi party<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;My great-great grandfather was Hitler&#8217;s pride and joy,&#8221; said Tin as his black eyes welled up with emotion. &#8220;Apparently my relative was the one who introduced Hitler to Eva Braun. Hitler repaid my great-great grandfather by painting numerous pictures of him. You can still see these paintings in museums across the world.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>When asked by the reporter Toto if he truly loved his owner and wife or if it was purely business, Rin Tin Tin looked into his owner&#8217;s eyes and gave a her a slobber on the cheek. &#8220;Nein, I love my darling Lisa,&#8221; he said, wagging his tail with excitement. &#8220;Besides, we feel more civilized now knowing that whenever we have sex it&#8217;s legal.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DENVER, COLORADO&#8211; A German Shepherd married his owner\u00a0on Sunday in a quickie Vegas wedding after authorities threatened to send the dog back to Germany because of an expired\u00a0canine visa. In\u00a0an interview with\u00a0Canine\u00a0Times reporter Toto, 4 year old German citizen Rin Tin Tin was forced to marry his longtime human owner Lisa Martin in an effort [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4542,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[75,775,58,96,880,94,144,1114,44],"class_list":["post-773","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-u-s-news","tag-dog","tag-german-shepherd","tag-germany","tag-hitler","tag-illegal-alien","tag-marriage","tag-nazi","tag-rated-pg","tag-sex"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/773","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=773"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/773\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4542"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=773"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=773"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=773"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}