{"id":6149,"date":"2019-04-11T18:46:07","date_gmt":"2019-04-11T23:46:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/?p=6149"},"modified":"2022-01-05T19:14:20","modified_gmt":"2022-01-06T00:14:20","slug":"michelle-and-barrack-obama-perform-miracles-during-book-tour","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2019\/04\/11\/michelle-and-barrack-obama-perform-miracles-during-book-tour\/","title":{"rendered":"Michelle And Barack Obama Perform Miracles During Book Tour"},"content":{"rendered":"

COPENHAGEN, DENMARK–As the entire world is well aware by now, the Obamas have never been known to do things the same as mere mortals.<\/p>\n

While touring in Denmark promoting Michelle’s new book “Becoming Feminine”, the former president and former first lady wowed the crowd in typical Obama fashion by performing miracles<\/a> with a unique style that hasn’t been seen since the likes of Jesus Christ.<\/p>\n

The always loquacious President Obama<\/a> got the miraculous show started by turning water into tequila and then started walking on eggshells.<\/p>\n

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One of the many awe-inspiring miracles of the night. Here we see the former president walking on eggshells.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Once the breathless audience stopped clapping, Michelle stunned them even further by performing a miracle never before witnessed.<\/p>\n

“Make sure you don’t blink,” the former FLOTUS giggled as she changed outfits, going from a pink suit with crystal embellishments to a pastel cropped jacket and high-waisted pants.<\/p>\n

Numerous people within the crowd had to be taken out of the building on stretchers after fainting from the heavenly excitement.<\/p>\n

“I can’t believe how divine and powerful the Obamas are,” said one of the audience members as the former president tried resurrecting his career. “It’s like they’re not even human.”<\/p>\n

Indeed, they definitely seem like they’re from another planet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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