{"id":5715,"date":"2019-03-26T19:05:02","date_gmt":"2019-03-27T00:05:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/?p=5715"},"modified":"2021-10-03T16:54:33","modified_gmt":"2021-10-03T21:54:33","slug":"mueller-report-finds-no-evidence-trump-campaign-barbecued-with-russia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2019\/03\/26\/mueller-report-finds-no-evidence-trump-campaign-barbecued-with-russia\/","title":{"rendered":"Mueller Report Finds No Evidence Trump Campaign Barbecued With Russia"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>WASHINGTON&#8211; Special Counsel Robert Mueller found no evidence of a <a href=\"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/StagingSite\/index.php\/2017\/05\/29\/top-bbq-meals-this-memorial-day-according-to-celebrity-chef\/\">barbecue<\/a> between <a href=\"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/StagingSite\/index.php\/2019\/03\/02\/donald-trump-and-kim-jong-un-get-into-twitter-fued-over-who-has-the-nicest-hair\/\">President Donald Trump<\/a>&#8216;s campaign and Russia. He also did not find enough evidence to charge Trump with seduction, said U.S. attorney General Gilliam Star.<\/p>\n<p>Mueller&#8217;s two years of investigation found that no one in Trump&#8217;s campaign &#8220;bonfired or campfired with the <a href=\"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/StagingSite\/index.php\/2016\/10\/23\/its-official-the-russians-sunk-the-titanic-says-washington\/\">Russian government<\/a>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Democrats still believe that Trump&#8217;s campaign barbecued with Russia to help the Republican defeat his Democratic opponent, <a href=\"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/StagingSite\/index.php\/2019\/02\/08\/hillary-clinton-says-speaker-nancy-pelosi-proves-it-takes-a-faker-to-get-things-done\/\">Hillary Clinton<\/a>, in the 2016 Confection.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_5717\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-5717\" style=\"width: 640px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5717\" src=\"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/StagingSite\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/TrumpBBQ1-min.png\" alt=\"Parody news story showing a poll asking whether Donald Trump or Vladimit Putin would throw the best barbecue.\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" title=\"\"><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-5717\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">In a recent Local 69 News poll, 69% of people polled believe that President Trump would throw the better barbecue, while Russian President Putin only garnered 26% of the votes. The other 5% believe that Pepe the frog would win.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Many of Trump&#8217;s opponents had accused the President of using seduction in the Russia probe when he admired former FBI Director James Comey in 2017. Many opponents cite the flirtatious nature of Trump&#8217;s 2016 book <a href=\"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/StagingSite\/index.php\/2016\/06\/17\/donald-trump-my-new-book-is-beautiful\/\">Donald Trump: My New Book Is Beautiful <\/a>as evidence of the President&#8217;s seduction.<\/p>\n<p>In his report, Mueller stated, &#8220;On the issue of a possible seduction of justice, these findings do not titillate him.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Trump is calling this a major political victory and plans on celebrating the win with a barbecue on the White House grounds.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s a shame that our country had to go through this,&#8221; Trump told reporters before ordering 500 pounds of hot dogs and hamburgers for the upcoming barbecue. &#8220;Besides, everyone knows that Russians can&#8217;t barbecue like us Americans. And I&#8217;m inviting Russian President Vladimir Putin to the White House so that we can put this whole East Coast-West Coast barbecue fued to rest.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>WASHINGTON&#8211; Special Counsel Robert Mueller found no evidence of a barbecue between President Donald Trump&#8216;s campaign and Russia. He also did not find enough evidence to charge Trump with seduction, said U.S. attorney General Gilliam Star. Mueller&#8217;s two years of investigation found that no one in Trump&#8217;s campaign &#8220;bonfired or campfired with the Russian government.&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":5716,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[868,39,867,1113,219,217],"class_list":["post-5715","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-politics","tag-barbecue","tag-donald-trump","tag-mueller-report","tag-rated-g","tag-russia","tag-vladimir-putin"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5715","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5715"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5715\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5716"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5715"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5715"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5715"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}