An emotional Officer Dowell cleared his parched throat and went on. “According to detectives, that’s when Miss Higgins proceeded to give Fluster one of her own Lunesta pills to sedate him so she could get some quiet sleep.<\/p>\n
“At approximately 1:54 AM, the Lunesta pill took effect on Fluster and that’s when the cat got up and started sleepwalking, eventually making his way into the victim’s bedroom where he proceeded to scratch, bite and kick Miss Higgins until she passed away peacefully in her sleep from blunt-force trauma and cat-scratch fever.”<\/p>\n
The highly addictive hypnotic Lunesta, which affects specific chemicals in the brain that may be unbalanced in people with sleep problems, has been documented on many occasions to cause humans to supposedly get up out of a deep sleep and commit various acts under a hypnotic state. Most of these individuals wake up the next morning with no clue that they had committed any of these activities.<\/p>\n “Lunesta is not for everyone,” warned 14 year old Dr. Doogie Howser, surgeon at Eastman Medical Center. “It can cause serious side effects that may impair someone’s thinking or actions, so there was no telling what the outcome would be after pumping the medication\u00a0into an 8 pound feline with diabetes and hairballs.”<\/p>\n Currently, Fluster is being held at Topeka police headquarters for questioning. Fluster’s lawyer, Robert Shapiro, said in a statement that Fluster has no recollection of\u00a0his\u00a0actions this morning\u00a0and that Fluster truly loved his\u00a0owner Miss Higgins, even though she slipped him\u00a0a date rape drug in an effort to seduce him.<\/p>\n![\"Funny](\"http:\/\/dailysoak.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/LunestaCatFluster.jpg\" "\\"\\"")