{"id":40,"date":"2016-04-12T23:01:45","date_gmt":"2016-04-12T23:01:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dailysoak.com\/?p=40"},"modified":"2026-01-02T21:03:06","modified_gmt":"2026-01-03T02:03:06","slug":"bob-dole-comes-clean-about-past-sort-of","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2016\/04\/12\/bob-dole-comes-clean-about-past-sort-of\/","title":{"rendered":"Bob Dole Comes Clean About Past"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>NEW YORK, NEW YORK&#8211; In a sit-down interview last night with CNN reporter Aseem\u00a0Sala Kuttaa,\u00a0former presidential hopeful Bob Dole gave a rare inside look into his past that everyone, other than him, had\u00a0already known\u00a0about.<\/p>\n<p>After spit-shining\u00a0his infamous writing utensil and then taking out a handkerchief, a sobbing Bob Dole looked into the camera and came clean about a former acting career that somehow he had forgotten about.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I had totally forgotten about that,&#8221; Dole said, blowing his nose. &#8220;It&#8217;s true, I swear, Mr. Allabad. You smug reporters think that the only things all of us politicians do is lie, cheat and steal. Well, I&#8217;m here to tell you, Mr. Akamabad Shing, that&#8217;s only partially true. &#8221;<\/p>\n<p>When asked why the rest of the world knows more about his own life than he does, Dole was elusive. &#8220;You try wiping your buttocks\u00a0while holding a pen and let&#8217;s see how well you do, Mr. Ashwari Sundai.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;And just so you know, I&#8217;m not admitting to anything,&#8221; he said as he ripped off his microphone and stormed out of the hut. &#8220;Especially that I was Fire Marshall Bill on In Living Color! Oops.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>NEW YORK, NEW YORK&#8211; In a sit-down interview last night with CNN reporter Aseem\u00a0Sala Kuttaa,\u00a0former presidential hopeful Bob Dole gave a rare inside look into his past that everyone, other than him, had\u00a0already known\u00a0about. After spit-shining\u00a0his infamous writing utensil and then taking out a handkerchief, a sobbing Bob Dole looked into the camera and came [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1991,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[972,112,299,67,1113],"class_list":["post-40","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-politics","tag-bob-dole","tag-cnn","tag-in-living-color","tag-interview","tag-rated-g"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=40"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1991"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=40"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=40"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=40"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}