{"id":380,"date":"2016-04-19T19:07:27","date_gmt":"2016-04-20T00:07:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dailysoak.com\/?p=380"},"modified":"2026-01-03T19:05:06","modified_gmt":"2026-01-04T00:05:06","slug":"porn-star-does-worlds-first-5-million-gangbang-nsfw","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2016\/04\/19\/porn-star-does-worlds-first-5-million-gangbang-nsfw\/","title":{"rendered":"Porn Star Does World’s First 5 Million Gangbang (NSFW)"},"content":{"rendered":"

DONETSK, UKRAINE– It may have taken less than\u00a0three\u00a0hours to complete, but the beautiful and very brave porn star known as Lusty Lips has performed the world’s first 5 million men gangbang, surpassing fellow porn actress Lisa Sparks’ old record of 919 men.<\/p>\n

Taking place in the middle of a smelly mule barn in Donetsk, Latina MILF actress Lusty Lips fully satisfied 5 million men in less than three hours in what’s now being called the biggest budgeted theatrical gangbang in history, costing a monumental $121 to complete.<\/p>\n

The best porn movie ever made?<\/h3>\n

The movie, called 5 Million Lips<\/em>, is set to hit stores by mid June and slimy producers are promising that this will be the most exciting gangbang ever produced.<\/p>\n

“We got Justin Beiber to sing in the background while the whole thing took place,” said 59 year old porn producer Mark Slammer as he drank a Porn Star Martini cocktail.<\/p>\n

“I fully guarantee that this’s gonna be the greatest theatrical production the world’s ever seen. We were even lucky enough to snag Michael Bay as the director and Justin Beiber to just walk around the set bringing the 5 million studs towels and mouthwash while singing Baby<\/em>.”<\/p>\n

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Promo poster for the upcoming porn movie 5 Million Lips, starring Lusty Lips.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

In the world of pornography<\/a>, the gangbang has become synonymous with the pinnacle of a porn actress’s career. In it, the actress has the dubious task of engaging in physical sexual activity with multiple partners sequentially or at once.<\/p>\n

The world’s most gifted porn star<\/h3>\n

The barn porn set used in the 5\u00a0Million Lips<\/em> movie was rented out at the cost of $100 for three hours. To be able to fit 5 million men inside of her within the three hour time frame, actress Lusty Lips was required to substantially adjust her body cavity in such a way that it would allow her to receive five hundred men at one time.<\/p>\n

“Lusty was the only girl with that type of body frame,” Slammer explained, using his hairy hands to show how wide Lusty Lips was able to expand. “Even though she usually only does lesbian scenes, we were able to persuade her to bang millions of men by offering her a really cool pen that writes upside down. It’ll come in handy with her line of work.”<\/p>\n

No pain, no gain: Gangbang style<\/h3>\n

He added, “Everything worked out okay though. Ukrainian medical students were on set to make sure her pelvis didn’t rip apart. Unfortunately, the numbers gotta be just right or the diaphragm can’t accept the sperm properly, or whatever it is they said.”<\/p>\n

Look for 5 Million Lips<\/em> to be sold at your local supermarkets, retailers, yard sales, flea markets dentist offices, and anywhere else XXX movies are sold. A GoFundMe<\/em> fundraiser has been setup to pay for Lusty Lips’ recovery.<\/p>\n

UPDATE:<\/strong> After this article was written, it was reported that Lusty Lips’ gangbang record had been broken while she was still recovering in the hospital. The new gangbang record was set by hentai Asian actress<\/a> Bunny Cox who had sex with over 900 million men on camera in less than twenty minutes in the adult anime movie Hentai Gangbang 900<\/em>, giving the sore human actress only a couple days to enjoy her title.<\/p>\n

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DONETSK, UKRAINE– It may have taken less than\u00a0three\u00a0hours to complete, but the beautiful and very brave porn star known as Lusty Lips has performed the world’s first 5 million men gangbang, surpassing fellow porn actress Lisa Sparks’ old record of 919 men. Taking place in the middle of a smelly mule barn in Donetsk, Latina […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4063,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[292,293,80,732,931,201,1115,44],"class_list":["post-380","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-entertainment","tag-gangbang","tag-gofundme","tag-movies","tag-naked","tag-nude","tag-porn","tag-rated-r","tag-sex"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/380","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=380"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/380\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4063"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=380"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=380"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=380"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}