{"id":3792,"date":"2017-10-11T14:40:38","date_gmt":"2017-10-11T19:40:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dailysoak.com\/?p=3792"},"modified":"2021-10-03T17:04:33","modified_gmt":"2021-10-03T22:04:33","slug":"man-charged-with-murder-after-killing-video-game-girl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2017\/10\/11\/man-charged-with-murder-after-killing-video-game-girl\/","title":{"rendered":"Man Charged With Murder After Killing Video Game Girl"},"content":{"rendered":"

SARASOTA, RHODE ISLAND– A 47 year old Sarasota man has been arrested and charged with the murder of a character from a video game after surrendering himself to police.<\/p>\n

Guy Faux came to the police station with the video game in question and was taken into custody by Sarasota police in connection with the shooting death of Bish\u014djo.<\/p>\n

The victim, beautiful schoolgirl Bish\u014djo, was a character in the popular video game Murder, Kill, Death\u00a02: Schoolgirl Edition<\/em>, which is based off of a manga comic book of the same name.<\/p>\n

Schoolgirl Bish\u014djo was shot and killed while in class at the Mesuk\u014dsei School For Girls. Guy Faux was on level 3 of the video game when he entered the all-girl’s school and accidentally shot and killed Bish\u014djo, thus ending the game.<\/p>\n

Faux claims that he was trying to shoot the beautiful female teacher of the class who is actually an evil witch disguised as a buxom young woman who possesses magical powers of persuasion.<\/p>\n

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Police were able to extract this evidence off of the video game Murder, Kill, Death showing Bish\u014djo moments before getting shot by Faux. Faux claims that he was aiming for the teacher (in the middle) but missed because he was too busy staring at the teacher\u2019s breasts.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

The video game parents of Bish\u014djo say that their daughter was only supposed to be playing a small part in the game and not be in any mortal danger.<\/p>\n

Video game experts claim that Faux is an amateur gamer and shouldn’t have been playing Murder, Kill, Death<\/i>\u00a0so recklessly.<\/p>\n

“He gives us real gamers a bad rep, dude,” said 24 year old pro gamer Kyle from his mother’s basement.<\/p>\n

Detectives have seized the video game, gaming console, and gaming gun as evidence. Faux faces up to 30 years in prison if convicted.<\/p>\n

An attorney for Faux is asking for leniency due to the fact that Faux was actually trying to save the lives of the schoolgirls, not kill them, and is also putting some of the blame on the evil teacher for being too beautiful. If the attorney is successful, then Faux would just have to take courses on how to properly play video games or perhaps move on to a different hobby that is more befitting for a 47 year old adult.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

SARASOTA, RHODE ISLAND– A 47 year old Sarasota man has been arrested and charged with the murder of a character from a video game after surrendering himself to police. Guy Faux came to the police station with the video game in question and was taken into custody by Sarasota police in connection with the shooting […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":5020,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[327,742,41,994,228,744,1115,741,740,743,595],"class_list":["post-3792","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-u-s-news","tag-beautiful-women","tag-class","tag-crime","tag-girl","tag-japan","tag-murder","tag-rated-r","tag-school","tag-school-girl","tag-teacher","tag-video-game"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3792","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3792"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3792\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5020"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3792"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3792"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3792"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}