{"id":3749,"date":"2017-09-24T13:59:49","date_gmt":"2017-09-24T18:59:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dailysoak.com\/?p=3749"},"modified":"2024-01-21T14:29:42","modified_gmt":"2024-01-21T19:29:42","slug":"skeleton-porn-is-the-latest-fetish-among-porn-enthusiasts-nsfw","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2017\/09\/24\/skeleton-porn-is-the-latest-fetish-among-porn-enthusiasts-nsfw\/","title":{"rendered":"Skeleton Porn Is The Latest Fetish Among Porn Enthusiasts (NSFW)"},"content":{"rendered":"

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA– Tired of watching boring naked men and women having sex on camera? Then skeleton fetish just may be your thing.<\/p>\n

Always looking for something unique and different to make more money, unscrupulous porn producers have come up with the latest extreme sexual fetish that is currently taking the porn world by storm.<\/p>\n

It’s all about the money<\/h3>\n

Skeleton<\/a> sex has become the number one hot money-maker in porn and now grimy porn producers have been scrambling to churn out as many videos as they can in an effort to make even more money and also warp peoples’ minds further.<\/p>\n

Famous porn producer Mark Slammer, known for making the world’s largest gangbang video 5 Million Lips<\/em><\/a>, says that due to more people buying and watching skeleton porn, fleshy skin-covered actors and actresses are receiving less work and also less money.<\/p>\n

Thin is in<\/h3>\n

“We’ve traded breasts for bones,” Mark Slammer joked to porn magazine Genital Mutilation Monthly <\/em>as he downed an entire glass of Porn Star Martini.<\/p>\n

“For years perverted porn addicts have been requesting that our young female actresses lose more and more weight. It wasn’t until one of our top actresses had died from starvation, AIDS, and drug use \u00a0and had withered away down to her bones that we knew we were onto something.<\/p>\n

“Even though the actress died,” Slammer added, “she refused to quit acting. I pulled her aside and told her that no one will want to see a dead porn actress who’s nothing but bones. Boy was I wrong.”<\/p>\n

Warning: Graphic sexual skeleton photo below:<\/strong><\/p>\n

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A scene from skeleton porn video Bonin\u2019 Bone<\/em>. Skeleton porn is now the number one most requested fetish.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Skeleton porn has also become the most searched pornography genre online, with ear sex taking a close second, and shopping cart penetration coming in third place on the list of most unique adult video genres.<\/p>\n

Skeleton porn stars are now the highest paid actors<\/h3>\n

Slammer says that a great majority of today’s current living male and female porn stars are trying to end their lives so that they too can become nothing but a skeleton and therefore start making more money like their bony skeletal counterparts<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Slammer added, “Some of our flesh-covered actresses are getting plastic surgery, trying to compete with our skeleton actresses. These desperate actresses are getting all their skin, muscles, organs, and all the other gross bodily stuff removed to quicken the process. Of course it’s not the same as doing it naturally. That’s like comparing a chick with big natural breasts to one who gets breast implants. People can spot the difference.”<\/p>\n

Look for Slammer’s Bonin’ Bone<\/em> to be shown on numerous random, shady porn sites containing malware and other viruses.<\/p>\n

\ud83d\udd1e For more NSFW satire, check these out: NSFW<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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