{"id":37489,"date":"2026-07-12T13:18:59","date_gmt":"2026-07-12T18:18:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/?p=37489"},"modified":"2026-07-12T13:18:59","modified_gmt":"2026-07-12T18:18:59","slug":"mark-carney-celebrates-grocery-inflation-slowdown-after-canadians-can-no-longer-afford-groceries","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2026\/07\/12\/mark-carney-celebrates-grocery-inflation-slowdown-after-canadians-can-no-longer-afford-groceries\/","title":{"rendered":"Mark Carney Celebrates Grocery Inflation Slowdown After Canadians Can No Longer Afford Groceries"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>OTTAWA \u2014 Touting a massive economic victory for the middle class, Prime Minister Mark Carney held a celebratory press conference to announce that Canada\u2019s runaway grocery inflation has slowed significantly, an achievement made possible entirely because the nation&#8217;s citizens have run out of money to buy food.<\/p>\n<p>According to government officials, the dramatic slowdown was achieved through a simple but effective approach of making groceries so expensive that fewer people buy them.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;This is exactly the kind of progress Canadians have been asking for,&#8221; Mark Carney said at a press conference outside an increasingly empty supermarket aisle. &#8220;Thanks to our government&#8217;s disciplined, forward-looking approach, the cost of a standard 12-pack of eggs has firmly stabilized at $24.50. The price simply isn&#8217;t going up anymore, because the Canadian public has been successfully priced out of the concept of eating.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2026\/07\/01\/tearful-mark-carney-uses-canada-day-address-to-thank-millions-of-indian-immigrants-for-replacing-nations-white-people\/\">Carney<\/a> added, &#8220;This is not about Canadians buying fewer groceries. It\u2019s about Canadians having more freedom from the outdated expectation that they should regularly purchase food. Canadians are spending less on groceries than ever before, and that is a tremendous victory.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>At press time, Carney concluded the press conference to attend a $10,000-a-plate Liberal fundraiser, where he was scheduled to deliver a keynote address on the importance of Canadians learning to live on nothing while dining on imported, gold-leaf-wrapped Wagyu beef.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OTTAWA \u2014 Touting a massive economic victory for the middle class, Prime Minister Mark Carney held a celebratory press conference to announce that Canada\u2019s runaway grocery inflation has slowed significantly, an achievement made possible entirely because the nation&#8217;s citizens have run out of money to buy food. According to government officials, the dramatic slowdown was [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":37490,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[259,63,50,1113],"class_list":["post-37489","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-world","tag-canada","tag-food","tag-money","tag-rated-g"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37489","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=37489"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37489\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/37490"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=37489"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=37489"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=37489"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}