Mitch McConnell’s<\/a> condition has remained perfectly stable, emphasizing that there has been absolutely no noticeable deterioration whatsoever.<\/p>\n“Most patients continue showing signs of aging over time,” explained one physician during a hospital press conference. “Senator McConnell’s appearance has remained virtually identical since we started the formaldehyde. Frankly, we’ve never seen anyone stay this preserved.”<\/p>\n
Hospital officials praised the senator’s consistency, noting he has not complained of pain, requested food, asked to leave, or changed facial expressions at any point during treatment.<\/p>\n
At press time, Republican leadership were reportedly thrilled with the results, ensuring that McConnell can be wheeled back onto the Senate floor indefinitely to vote against the America first agenda.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
LOUISVILLE, KENTUCKY \u2014 Amid mounting public pressure and a frantic search for proof of life, physicians treating Senator Mitch McConnell assured concerned Americans that the longtime Kentucky lawmaker is making extraordinary progress, noting he hasn’t aged a single day since doctors began an aggressive regimen of formaldehyde treatments several weeks ago. Medical staff described the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":37463,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[1063,1342,1113,590],"class_list":["post-37462","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-politics","tag-doctor","tag-mitch-mcconnell","tag-rated-g","tag-republican"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37462","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=37462"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37462\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/37463"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=37462"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=37462"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=37462"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}