WASHINGTON\u00a0\u2014 Just hours after signing a historic and highly controversial peace treaty to end the war with Iran, President Donald Trump was reportedly spotted in the Oval Office quietly sneaking through the White House late Wednesday night placing dozens of JD Vance “I Did That” stickers onto every official copy of the document.<\/p>\n
The move comes amid intense backlash from neoconservatives, hardline commentators like Ben Shapiro, and some of Trump\u2019s own cabinet members and supporters, who have blasted the administration for a deal that opens the Strait of Hormuz but allows Tehran to maintain “a little bit of nuclear, just for domestic appliances.”<\/p>\n
“This is the greatest, most perfect peace deal in the history of the world, which I personally negotiated to save everyone from a worldwide depression,” Trump told reporters, hastily covering a freshly placed Vance sticker with his hand. “But just in case it turns out to be a catastrophic disaster\u2014which a lot of very smart people are saying it might be\u2014I want the history books to accurately reflect that JD Vance single-handedly negotiated the terrible parts while I was looking the other way.”<\/p>\n
White House staffers say the president spent nearly three hours carefully affixing the stickers to briefing documents, press releases, official photographs, and at least one framed copy intended for the National Archives.<\/p>\n