Governor Gavin Newsom<\/a> launched the joint probe after a leaked audio recording caught Smokey nodding in solemn agreement with a 2018 quote from President Donald Trump regarding the necessity of forest raking.<\/p>\n“We will not allow our state\u2019s complex, multi-billion-dollar climate crisis to be solved by the hateful, divisive, pro-raking MAGA rhetoric of a bear who clearly watches too much Fox News,” Newsom said at an emergency press conference. “We are allocating $400 million to a special committee to investigate Mr. Bear\u2019s ties to Donald Trump. It’s clear Smokey Bear has been thoroughly radicalized by right-wing media.”<\/p>\n
California Democrats pulled out all the stops to make the bear’s life an absolute living hell by executing a pre-dawn raid on Smokey\u2019s cave in the Angeles National Forest and seizing his trademark shovel, which the state is currently trying to classify as an illegal, non-serialized assault weapon.<\/p>\n
At press time, Democrats had expanded the probe after discovering that Smokey’s cousin, Yogi Bear, once described a pile of dry brush as “probably not ideal,” treating the matter as a possible coordinated conspiracy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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